Lowered expectations
dac5 - 12/04/2020 05:00
dac5 - 12/04/2020 05:00
blackcarnation - - United States - South Windsor
ouchmytits - 28/03/2011 06:42 - United States
Anonymous - 06/08/2021 16:01
AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States
Anonymous - 26/03/2011 22:26 - United States
Anonymous - - United States
blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01
Anonymous - 19/12/2013 22:49 - Australia - Kensington
Fatty - 06/03/2010 13:05 - United States
ugh mom! - 22/04/2020 20:00
RustyGuy - 05/03/2010 18:31 - Canada
feenix89 - 09/02/2009 23:41 - United States
yeah, she goes through phases where she says she's Christian. We dated for about a year, we started dating and she sat me down to ask if I was a Christian too. We had sex 3 weeks into our relationship, and then for another 9 months, and we stopped to 'get closer to God' And I also think it was around that time she started nailing my friend. And she still has yet to understand why I don't want to talk to her
mer - 08/02/2009 23:34 - United States
Daniel - 09/08/2021 16:01
me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon
coius - 06/05/2020 08:00
TheLadyOpal - 13/12/2013 07:55 - United States
Aaaah! I finally got an FML published :D Awesome. Now to clear a few things up: I have had an irrational fear of sudden loud noises my whole life. Not necessarily the noise itself - (although there are exceptions if it's particularly loud, like the smoke alarm), but the anticipation of the noise - one of the reasons I hated school was because I would sit in class and worry about whether or not we'd be having a fire drill that day. And I don't keep an alarm clock. I have tried to keep one in the past, only to realize that if I'm expecting an alarm to wake me up in the morning, I don't sleep. I don't have a cell phone either, and I live alone, so to the smartass who suggested someone mess with my phone to set an alarm ring-tone, sorry to burst your bubble :P And no, I don't actually WANT to die - I was just thinking about this the other day and saying to myself, would I actually rather die in my sleep than wake up in the middle of the night to a terrible noise and have to maybe evacuate my house and call 911 and probably dissolve into a sobbing wreck due to all the anxiety? No, death is not the better solution, obviously, but irrational feelings tend to disregard logic.
I don't know jack - 16/08/2021 04:01 - United States - Canal Winchester
littmild - 02/03/2010 13:42 - Norway
The party wasn't at my girlfriends house, no.. Can't imagine why people think he would be pissed, it's just incredibly funny, and something we could laugh about for years. This is actually my first time posting anything here, the first time I've ever read comments, and I have to say I'm quite shocked how many people who misundertands this website. Like people who thinks you post things like this to get sympathy, or this ongoing debate on my alcohol consumption. I can't actually believe that there is people in this world who doesn't have more important things to do. Why isn't FML filled with "Today, I didn't have anything else to do than post negative comments on FML. FML." I feel a burden has been lifted off my shoulders, people! I felt a bit stupid for what I've done, but now I know I have a long way to go to beat some of you. And yes, I look good naked. Unfortunatly I was wearing socks that made me look rather fat.
playinmyguitar - 15/08/2009 15:02 - United States
Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada
Amy - 05/12/2013 05:25 - Australia - Adelaide
Anonymous - 12/03/2011 23:18 - United States
supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton
Anonymous - 13/01/2012 18:58 - Canada
BillLumberg - 03/02/2009 06:42 - United States
waste - 23/08/2021 16:01
car keyer - 02/12/2013 06:41 - United States - Mary Esther
bobbeta30 - 11/01/2012 16:33 - United States
i'm the OP, I just stumbled upon this FML after over 4 years.. I'm pleased to announce that I've moved on from spending $5 on virtual cats to over $300 on virtual anime girl cards. and I have 2 real cats now. don't let your dreams be dreams, guys
To add to the details: 1) The Pillowcase is part of a full set, so if I can't manage to get the blood out... and anyone who has tried removing dried blood knows its friggen hard... It's going to be very hard to find a matching replacement. 2) The reason I was so tired is because I'm an animation student at BCIT, and am working my ass off to finish my demoreel on time. I haven't had a proper nights sleep in quite some time. Still; i probably should have grabbed a tissue.