Miscellaneous: Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent...

By scarred4life - 18/01/2009 19:18 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 23:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

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By lovelikewoe - 11/07/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2023 13:00

Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML

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By Michael - 04/01/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML

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By N - 07/05/2012 09:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

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By Wtfbruhimmovingout - 28/11/2015 02:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 23:35 - United States - Wichita

Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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By not living happily ever after - 02/12/2014 17:02 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I deleted a load of junk that was messing up my mother's computer. I don't know how I'm going to tell her I accidentally wiped out all of her wedding photos. FML

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By shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa - 29/03/2015 14:03 - United States - Bronx

Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML

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Lizo_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:23

send em and i'll be the judge of that

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 12 December 2011 7:52

You sound like a bitch.

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ah_haha 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 4:10

is your mum Madonna??

MetallicaRules19 4

Monday 27 September 2010 13:22

brisbane ftw i live in logan lol

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:48

Is your mom Danielle Steele??

Lizo_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:23

send em and i'll be the judge of that

myfruitloop 0

Friday 29 April 2011 9:36

pics or it didn't happen?

xTiDWoPx 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:35

Attractive

paleknight47 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:45

Haha I would throw up excessivly if... Ugh I can't even... Imagine and I really don't want to LOL

happygoluckyhh 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:19

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Show it anyway

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 12 December 2011 7:52

You sound like a bitch.

IconicFML 9

Tuesday 25 March 2014 21:19

Well first off, OP was stating her mom was being "provocative" not "proactive"..…

idoc300 11

Wednesday 30 April 2014 23:18

You're*

KonM4N4Life 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 10:45

Ewww on so many levels..

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Friday 17 July 2009 6:54

holy sh!t. I feel SO bad for you!

GodOfBeer 5

Friday 24 July 2009 18:50

share em!

spaghetti542 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 7:13

Pics or it DIDNT HAPPEN!!! (had to say it)

Madelinexo 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 20:44

WTF is wrong with you?

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Today, my girlfriend and I were on the road. She saw that I got an innocent text from a friend, Melissa. In a fit of jealous rage, she put the gear of my car to “P” causing the car behind me to rear end me. My bumper fell off. She told me, “Tell that bitch Melissa to take care of that.” FML

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Today, my girl was giving me a BJ when my dog started howling. She keeps going; my dog keeps howling. She stops, my dog stops. We start getting it on again and my girl starts giving me a BJ again; my dog starts howling louder this time. So we stop. My dog stopped me from getting some. This is a first. FML

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Today, my wife of 8 years has been cheating on me for 5 of those years, making fun of me with her family that I don't have a social life outside of her and my 3 kids. I'm waiting to get my spinal fusion completed, so I'm a stay-at-home who that can't do much and have no other options, including no one to talk to about this. FML

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Today, I can no longer tolerate my mother-in-law. She's not a bad person, but anytime she opens her mouth it is only to criticize, chastise, scold, or blame me. My husband is too terrified of her to ask her to leave our home. FML

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Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

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Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML

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Today, after going to the doctor to have him look at a rash on my man bits, I asked him how to get rid of the redness. He shrugged and said: "Don't worry, nobody will see it other than you and me." He's right. FML

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Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML

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