By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 05:12 - Canada
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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 05:12 - Canada
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Should have charged her for the condom!
And get a new roommate that isn't a bitch that steals your condoms
**** CANADA
You can't **** countries.
**** ur mom. i really cant hear u over hear with all my health benefits.
112 I luv you xD <3
Yeah they gave us Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber was born in Canada. However, the person we see today was birthed by America.
tht suck first losers
you fail your father should have cum in the toilet, not your mother :P
^wtf that makes no sense! Women dont cum in toilets... And as for "first" your second idiot and instead of trying to inform the people who can clearly see what number you are, you should inform yourself "first"
self-obsessed, dysfunctional, heartless people. **** her (not literally) kick her out or some shit. don't sit there and take that. DONT.
sounds drunk www.pinksaint.com
I'm sorry, she's a selfish *****
u mean they shuld've had a threesome?
She "borrowed" a condom, I hope she didn't return it when she'd finished.
You should make her pay for your medical bills. That's ridiculous
hehe.. social security.. I love it :)
you pay high taxes, horrible doctors, long waits, and selective surgeries. yay socialism!!
Ouch... I agree you should make her pay.
How Sick .. sex Isn't that Good
Maybe YOURS isn't.... @OP: how did she break your ribs? I mean, that's hard enough to do if you're trying, much less just jumping on someone, she just be fat as hell
Because this is like all the other injury FMLs -- they exaggerate the injuries to make them sound more dramatic. How many of these people have really cracked their heads open or gotten concussions? But they know if they just write "and my head hurt a lot" it won't get published.
No actually it's true you don't have to be really heavy to break someone's ribs if you land just right. If you fall just right, you can break your own ribs too. I bet I could break OP's ribs if I landed on her just right with my ass. I'd probably recrack my tailbone too... lol I'm very bony, you see, quite easy for me to harm my tailbone. Stupid dad cursing me with his lack of ass fat. Ah... speaking of which, maybe OP meant "cracked." A lot of people refer to their ribs being broken when they're actually just cracked.
actually... the OP said she cracked her ribs...
It said broke earlier, I swear I remember that. Possibly they changed it?
Keywords
self-obsessed, dysfunctional, heartless people. **** her (not literally) kick her out or some shit. don't sit there and take that. DONT.
sounds like she wasn't "overzealous", sounds like she was just drunk...and if it makes you feel any better, they probably broke the condom and your roommate will probably either be pregnant or have herpes within a month