Should have charged her for the medical bill AND the condom

And get a new roommate that isn't a bitch that steals your condoms

you can sue for assault. yay a fellow Canadian. FUCK THE USA!!!

FUCK CANADA

You can't fuck countries.

fuck ur mom. i really cant hear u over hear with all my health benefits.

112 I luv you xD <3

Nigga how is you gonna borrow a condom nigga is you gonna give it back

Yeah they gave us Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber was born in Canada. However, the person we see today was birthed by America.

1st, really??? Its looks like you were second. OP: You didn't start yelling to let her know you were there?

you fail your father should have cum in the toilet, not your mother :P

^wtf that makes no sense! Women dont cum in toilets... And as for "first" your second idiot and instead of trying to inform the people who can clearly see what number you are, you should inform yourself "first"

He was saying the father should have came in the toilet instead of in the mother. It was poor wording.

u mean they shuld've had a threesome?

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo thats funnny ! OP tell your roomates payback is a female dog !

she lives in Canada. We don't have medical bills.

hehe.. social security.. I love it :)

you pay high taxes, horrible doctors, long waits, and selective surgeries. yay socialism!!

Maybe YOURS isn't.... @OP: how did she break your ribs? I mean, that's hard enough to do if you're trying, much less just jumping on someone, she just be fat as hell

Because this is like all the other injury FMLs -- they exaggerate the injuries to make them sound more dramatic. How many of these people have really cracked their heads open or gotten concussions? But they know if they just write "and my head hurt a lot" it won't get published.

No actually it's true you don't have to be really heavy to break someone's ribs if you land just right. If you fall just right, you can break your own ribs too. I bet I could break OP's ribs if I landed on her just right with my ass. I'd probably recrack my tailbone too... lol I'm very bony, you see, quite easy for me to harm my tailbone. Stupid dad cursing me with his lack of ass fat. Ah... speaking of which, maybe OP meant "cracked." A lot of people refer to their ribs being broken when they're actually just cracked.

actually... the OP said she cracked her ribs...

It said broke earlier, I swear I remember that. Possibly they changed it?