FML : Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my...

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Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 26 August 2009 05:12 / Canada

Intimacy

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By BrEnNo1023 | 5

#516443 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 04:01

self-obsessed, dysfunctional, heartless people. fuck her (not literally) kick her out or some shit. don't sit there and take that. DONT.

By curryndricegirll | 0

#516454 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 04:03

sounds like she wasn't "overzealous", sounds like she was just drunk...and if it makes you feel any better, they probably broke the condom and your roommate will probably either be pregnant or have herpes within a month

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By slapper23 | 0

#516424 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 03:57

Should have charged her for the condom!

HahaYDI | 0

#517123 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 09:56

Should have charged her for the medical bill AND the condom

Pink_ElePhant88 | 0

#518623 - Thursday 27 August 2009 09:15

And get a new roommate that isn't a bitch that steals your condoms

ryguy997 | 0

#929863 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 09:46

you can sue for assault. yay a fellow Canadian. FUCK THE USA!!!

bballer8 | 1

#973436 - Saturday 3 April 2010 05:59

FUCK CANADA

TheOptimist | 0

#1500971 - Tuesday 5 October 2010 06:56

You can't fuck countries.

roooose | 6

#1517724 - Friday 8 October 2010 05:09

fuck ur mom. i really cant hear u over hear with all my health benefits.

TardxxxCake | 4

#2307796 - Thursday 7 April 2011 09:08

112 I luv you xD <3

Trevormg1 | 4

#3220805 - Friday 2 September 2011 05:50

Nigga how is you gonna borrow a condom nigga is you gonna give it back

jroxursox1 | 10

#4158221 - Tuesday 13 March 2012 07:07

Yeah they gave us Justin Bieber.

wolfgold2 | 20

#6003223 - Wednesday 9 July 2014 07:33

Justin Bieber was born in Canada. However, the person we see today was birthed by America.

By musicboy997 | 0

#516436 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 03:59

tht suck first losers

imtheman920 | 0

#516615 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 05:24

1st, really??? Its looks like you were second. OP: You didn't start yelling to let her know you were there?

catriona_cd | 0

#518860 - Thursday 27 August 2009 12:31

you fail your father should have cum in the toilet, not your mother :P

shinshoku13 | 19

#4132100 - Wednesday 7 March 2012 02:20

^wtf that makes no sense! Women dont cum in toilets... And as for "first" your second idiot and instead of trying to inform the people who can clearly see what number you are, you should inform yourself "first"