JFC, tried to poop so hard his nose won't stop bleeding. I'm just, struggling with how hard one has to try to poop, to cause a nose bleed.

Brain Anurism would have laid him out by now. but very serious nonetheless. maybe once some of that blood goes up his tear ducts and out his eye he will rethink a Dr visit. do you have a dial a doctor phone/zoom support option?

Now he is also literally full of shit.

Stool softener (a little caplet) plus Miralax in apple juice - Use according to the directions… In an emergency you can buy ready to go enemas and they work quickly. Followed by the Miralax and stool softener daily… All these are over the counter at your nearest pharmacy… By the way opiates and pain medication can cause severe constipation - As can a diet with too many meats and not enough fiber and not enough walking… I have had several operations and every time I was on pain medications I got constipated - And it’s much worse if you don’t get enough walking in every day.

Severe enough constipation can literally kill if the bowels burst. My mom was forced to stay in hospital for a week over it. Get your dumb-donkey of a man to a licenced medical professional for their opinion.

Drag him to the doctor, and when the immediate problem is sorted, make sure he eats more fiber in his diet.