By cyprianista - 13/02/2015 16:13 - United States - Houston

Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
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Welshite 39

The only option now is to follow up with a Valentine's Day poem. Roses are red Violets are blue Cheaters are scum I hate you.

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rhiannahoward14 19

Any chance you can change the shipping address?

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doctorhook86 24

#1: I want you to take some time to think about what a vapid comment you made here.

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mellajella 14

Same can be said to your comment 55. And this one. I would take some time to understand irony if I were you.

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Welshite 39

The only option now is to follow up with a Valentine's Day poem. Roses are red Violets are blue Cheaters are scum I hate you.

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MrSassypants 32

I do not like cheaters in a house. I do not like cheaters with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like cheaters anywhere.

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acommonman 23

We were in love, I thought Where did it go wrong? Perhaps, when you sought Another girl's thong? I wasted my money to show you my passion but now, my ex-honey I will show no compassion.

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mimi_tenten 19

shitty bells, shitty bells cheaters everywhere better watch out c'mon run he'll go f*ckin' someone else

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marryspencerreid 22

Roses are red Violets are blue Honey is sweet And so are you But the roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowls empty And so is your head

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rallison22 22

Well at least you can still buy the chocolate on sale after Valentines Day

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rhiannahoward14 19

Any chance you can change the shipping address?

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gracehi 31

That's what I was thinking. Send them to your mom instead.

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MDoremis 38

Or right back to the OP. I feel like this deserves flowers.

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Nymeria_fml 25

Let him get them. Maybe the other person will be there when he gets them, and that's how he/she'll figure out that guy is scum.

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MykeGregory 9

haha. Good point, make him feel like shit!

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asilhouette 11

as much as I would love OP's ex to feel like shit, it doesn't sound like the ex would feel bad :(

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Enslaved 36

If he gets the delivery in front of the new person , all he'll have to do is hide the card and say it was meant for her. I have the feeling that's who will end up with OP's flowers.

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interesting33 36

True - or say OP is a stalker or something.

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Andriaia 13

There are the ***** who know the guy is in a relationship, long distance or not, and help them cheat anyway. Some specifically go after guys in relationships for the sense of being "better"

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makkarari 18

Hopefully he pricks his finger with a thorn and gets a nasty infection!

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tdawg91 17

Or pricks the new girl with his own thorn and gets a nasty infection

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gracehi 31

Love is a rose but you better not pick it It only grows when it's on the vine Hand full of thorns and you know you've missed it Lose your love when you say the word "mine"

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trellz17 19

See if you can have it re-routed to your parents or something.

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kay131 12

Better to lose some money than to hold on to a cheater.

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swaglesshipster 23

Wow well you're definitely better off without him :)

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