By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 696
You deserved it 5 845
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4toestatue 7
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haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"

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upintheorange 5
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yep, those knobs are always hard.

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waterynuggets 0

Here comes the bride!

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White667 0
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More importantly, did you then stop? Or continue =P

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Crush89 0

All these people masturbating and noone using locks?!

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Exodus_499 0
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Or was *she* the one masturbating?

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koolitaliano 0
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LOOK AT HER IN THE EYES AND FINISH LIKE A BEAST!!!

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me199 0
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I guess thats better then you doing it in her house or your fiances

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Snow_Daisy 7
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lmAo @25!! Hahaha that's freakin funny!! :D

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CleanSheets 0

#25 win

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jmaldona 0
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LOL!!! he totally should have..

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sucks4you09 0
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if it's ur house it's ur mom-in-law's fault that she will be having nightmares

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poooook 0

#25's victoryyy is agreed(:

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j2484 0
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y was she in ur house ur fiance's mom is a major stalker

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CaRoLlo727 0
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to 23.. yeaah i know everybody FMLs about it like lock your door

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Newbie21 1

I agree it doesn't make any sence

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p00nhandler 0

u should have asked her to finish u off!

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imma1pimp 0

hahahahah penis

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Yankeepunk 0
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lmao haahhahah this is by far the funiest responce ever hahaha. when I read the fml I got a little horny, man Porns really fucked me up

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CabZ_fml 0
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lolol 25 is fckin jokes

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F3n0m 0
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#25 GENIUS!! he'll yes

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ownedurmom 1
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The heck???

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4toestatue 7
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haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"

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Eddie_Paints 0
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It's a chick dude!

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pepetto 0

have you not heard of licking the door?

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Lg11 3
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locking*

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Cupcaken 0
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New fetish possibly?

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upintheorange 5
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yep, those knobs are always hard.

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KrazyKatz3 26

Does that work? Mmm sounds fun...

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demon 4

yeah but I wouldn't suggest it. I'd say he should just lock it haha

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Blue_Black_fml 21
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reminds of george costanza in seinfeld, when his mother walking in on him, she started falling down, and he didnt know whether to go keep her from falling, or zip up!!

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ButtNekked 0
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haha a cosmo magazine

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mattf013 0
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I thought it was glamour

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toeknee33 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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jessliston22 0
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a mother-in-law is the mother of the fianceé or fiancé. if she is a girl, it could be her fiancé's mother.

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jonny2x4 0
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The OP is a woman.

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CaysonJon 11
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OP could still have a girlfriend..

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lil_ham1644 29
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Sometimes the partner may not be in the mood. Or maybe she just likes it

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summerloolooloo 0
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That must have been awkward...

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happyhak 5
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#9, just because the OP has a soon-to-be-bride gf doesnt mean he can stop natural things like masturbaiting...btw, OP, how could your soon to be mother in law get in to your house if the door was locked...you lock your doors, right?

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SliceNthrice 0
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OP is a woman

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CleanSheets 0

people just can't read these days like they used too...

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toeknee33 0

#11 that's wrong tho cus that means your partner isn't satisfying your needs very good.and he or she is about to get married..WTF

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waterynuggets 0

Happens, but either way people masturbate whether they're single or in a relationship. Their partner is out of town, they just wanna rub one out for the night, couples often masturbate together, etc.

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AlterEggo 0

Why are we assuming OP is a guy? Women masturbate, too.

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Lozza 0
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My innocence!

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CleanSheets 0

Yes, yes we do.

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BrownSugar_fml 5

we're changing your name to "not so clean sheets"

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fatderplips 0
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well it has the female symbol in the corner..

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z3r0nline 0
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hahaha FYL big time!!

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