By StrandedWhale - 03/11/2013 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got knocked over at the park by a rampant dog. My fiancé stood by laughing his ass off as I repeatedly tried to stand up, only to be knocked back down again. I'm seven months pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 815
You deserved it 5 156

Same thing different taste

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transcedental 18

This is the first time I actually say 'Fuuuck' while reading an FML, and I've been around here for years. This is too brutal for a pregnant lady, he should've taken care of you. Sorry, OP, I hope you're alright.

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caohm 18

buy a big mean looking dog but don't tell him and put it in his car right before he has to go to work hell have a nice surprise waiting for him.

Nononononono! I accidentally voted YDI. Your fiancé is a huge turd.

Well, I have to admit it was funny until i read the last sentence.

hopefully the baby gets most of the OPs genes and skips the douchebag ones.

cryssycakesx3 22

OMG no #38!!? you did not hit YDI?? that's completely unbelievable let alone acceptable. how could you do such a thing...

nyellow 6
nishantvas 13

You know I would've been laughing on my gf as well had this happened to her, BUT the being pregnant part make your fiancé an actual douche bag !!

I would even say he is lower than an ultimate douche bag. He is closer to being the crud scraped off a man's scrotum that hasn't seen the likes of water in over 10 years.

Sorry OP, make him sleep on the couch tonight!

PterodactylMan 23

He deserves to sleep outside. Hopefully the babies okay!

luckyone365 7

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#35: Last I heard, a relationship was a partnership. Breadwinner or not does not make it okay to mistreat your spouse/partner, male or female. It's even worse when a child is involved. I don't care if one spouse makes more than the other. Respect is one of the most important necessary ingredients to a healthy relationship.

Sleeping on the couch isn't a punishment in my house. My couches are comfortable as hell! Sunday nap, here I come! :P

Would've been hilarious if she wasn't pregnant

its only funny until the baby is born with down syndrome

I don't think the dog could have knocked an extra chromosome into her baby.

transcedental 18

This is the first time I actually say 'Fuuuck' while reading an FML, and I've been around here for years. This is too brutal for a pregnant lady, he should've taken care of you. Sorry, OP, I hope you're alright.

I know. He really should not be a father.

any guy can be a father, but it takes a real man to be a dad.

Same. This is absolutely rediculous (sorry I legitimately can't spell that) how your husband and future father to your baby could just stand there laughing as you get injured. Unless of course you weren't injured. It's still horrid no matter what way you put it.

jessicircle 16

If he didn't think it was a good idea to help you up, then maybe he doesn't care about the safety of his child. Not only could you have been hurt by being knocked down, but so could your unborn child. That's really rude of him to just stand there and laugh. In his defense, I think a lot of people just stand and laugh when someone falls over.

askullnamedbilly 33

Well gee, better not leave that man alone with the kid once it's born. If anything happened, he'd probably tape it and put it on Youtube.

he wouldn't even put it on you've been framed and at least get the £250!

karatekid97 17

You can laugh your ass off as he sleeps on the couch for the next week!

Rissa11 9

Dang OP. That is horrible of him. I'd love to read the follow up!!

saraitkddh 47

looks like he is gonna make a great dad