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Ultimate douchebag.
Nononononono! I accidentally voted YDI. Your fiancé is a huge turd.
Ouch, sounds ruff(; ̄O ̄)
Well, I have to admit it was funny until i read the last sentence.
hopefully the baby gets most of the OPs genes and skips the douchebag ones.
it was funny untill the last line.
So true
I would even say he is lower than an ultimate douche bag. He is closer to being the crud scraped off a man's scrotum that hasn't seen the likes of water in over 10 years.
Harsh words
Sorry OP, make him sleep on the couch tonight!
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Show it anywayHe deserves to sleep in the doghouse.
#35: Last I heard, a relationship was a partnership. Breadwinner or not does not make it okay to mistreat your spouse/partner, male or female. It's even worse when a child is involved. I don't care if one spouse makes more than the other. Respect is one of the most important necessary ingredients to a healthy relationship.
Sleeping on the couch isn't a punishment in my house. My couches are comfortable as hell! Sunday nap, here I come! :P
What an immature jerk!
Would've been hilarious if she wasn't pregnant
Yeah... Totally insensitive prick...
its only funny until the baby is born with down syndrome
Down syndrome is genetic.
I don't think the dog could have knocked an extra chromosome into her baby.
This is the first time I actually say 'Fuuuck' while reading an FML, and I've been around here for years. This is too brutal for a pregnant lady, he should've taken care of you. Sorry, OP, I hope you're alright.
I know. He really should not be a father.
any guy can be a father, but it takes a real man to be a dad.
Well said, #108.
Same. This is absolutely rediculous (sorry I legitimately can't spell that) how your husband and future father to your baby could just stand there laughing as you get injured. Unless of course you weren't injured. It's still horrid no matter what way you put it.
If he didn't think it was a good idea to help you up, then maybe he doesn't care about the safety of his child. Not only could you have been hurt by being knocked down, but so could your unborn child. That's really rude of him to just stand there and laugh. In his defense, I think a lot of people just stand and laugh when someone falls over.
Well gee, better not leave that man alone with the kid once it's born. If anything happened, he'd probably tape it and put it on Youtube.
he wouldn't even put it on you've been framed and at least get the £250!
What the **** is wrong with him?
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Ultimate douchebag.
This is the first time I actually say 'Fuuuck' while reading an FML, and I've been around here for years. This is too brutal for a pregnant lady, he should've taken care of you. Sorry, OP, I hope you're alright.