By Anonymous - 20/02/2015 21:26 - United States - Moorpark

Today, some popped-collar wearing shitbird tried to pick me up with the line, "You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 948
You deserved it 2 755
Miscellaneous
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

Tarlachia 33
Send a private message

"Sorry, in life, I had standards. In death, you still don't meet them."

300 1
Reply Report
nofreeusernames 10
Send a private message

Shitbird is my new favourite word. Thank you.

245 10
Reply Report
Next

Comments

NOTaDISTRACTION 17
Send a private message

Well... Did it work?

14 78
Reply Report
Retaheki 27
Send a private message

If he was called a 'shitbird' for it, then I'd assume not.

50 0
Reply Report
DorLeon 14
Send a private message

"tried to pick" should give u a hint about it :)

41 0
Reply Report
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
Send a private message

I'm more then positive it didn't.

13 2
Reply Report
tswizz 13
Send a private message

And I bet when OP said no, his reaction would've been to tell her she's a bitch and he wouldn't fuck her anyway

38 1
Reply Report
Jacqueline G Mackay 10

lol

0 0
Reply Report
devildog562 33
Send a private message

If it worked... No I still wouldn't have the balls and disrespect to talk to a lady like that. Society has been interesting lately .

96 2
Reply Report
Tthug 34
Send a private message

Society has always been interesting. It's just only in recent times that everybody gets to hear about it.

32 1
Reply Report
alysssssssa 16
Send a private message

It's kind of a compliment?

6 68
Reply Report
ohSNAPyall 26
Send a private message

You sexy, sexy corpse.

71 0
Reply Report
patrickalamo 47
Send a private message

What a pale completion, so life like, yet cold to the tough.

26 2
Reply Report
devi_916 39
Send a private message

How is being told you look like ANYONE'S corpse a compliment? I would much rather look alive...

3 0
Reply Report
cmac86 23
Send a private message

It is for necrophiliacs

0 0
Reply Report
nofreeusernames 10
Send a private message

Shitbird is my new favourite word. Thank you.

245 10
Reply Report
docphilsman 15
Send a private message

it's brilliant

12 2
Reply Report
jvfelicio 13
Send a private message

Lol I just remember Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, "Listen here Shitbird!"

2 0
Reply Report
redstone7693 29
Send a private message

"popped collar wearing shitbird" is now one of my new insults

0 2
Reply Report
hunterjumper88 8
Send a private message

That's a good one, but even better is chucklefuck bitch - courtesy of another FML.

0 2
Reply Report
cocoshake 16
Send a private message

wow okay he just went straight to the point

7 30
Reply Report
boating_guy 33
Send a private message

Part of me hopes you slapped him, part of me wishes he magically just disappeared from the humankind's gene pool

69 5
Reply Report
Vitotaylor36 13
Send a private message

Or better yet, her slap made him disappear from the gene pool.

23 1
Reply Report
Andatop 16
Send a private message

People don't put much effort in stuff like complements anymore..

7 37
Reply Report
photographer49 22
Send a private message

#8 didn't even know that counted as a compliment.

22 0
Reply Report
PerditaDessa 38
Send a private message

I don't know, I think you ought to give him some points for creativity on this one. I don't think it was a complement, and he probably shouldn't have said it but it's not a describer I've ever heard before.

6 28
Reply Report
TheFuckGiver1230 22
Send a private message

How would he know what her corpse looks like?

5 32
Reply Report
devildog562 33
Send a private message

Do you really want the answers to that question?

42 2
Reply Report
victorvldv 8
Send a private message

What a romantic guy.. Fucktard >.>

25 2
Reply Report
Next