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Well... Did it work?
If he was called a 'shitbird' for it, then I'd assume not.
"tried to pick" should give u a hint about it :)
I'm more then positive it didn't.
And I bet when OP said no, his reaction would've been to tell her she's a bitch and he wouldn't **** her anyway
Well, rude.
If it worked... No I still wouldn't have the balls and disrespect to talk to a lady like that. Society has been interesting lately .
Society has always been interesting. It's just only in recent times that everybody gets to hear about it.
It's kind of a compliment?
You sexy, sexy corpse.
What a pale completion, so life like, yet cold to the tough.
How is being told you look like ANYONE'S corpse a compliment? I would much rather look alive...
It is for necrophiliacs
Shitbird is my new favourite word. Thank you.
it's brilliant
Lol I just remember Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, "Listen here Shitbird!"
"popped collar wearing shitbird" is now one of my new insults
That's a good one, but even better is chucklefuck bitch - courtesy of another FML.
wow okay he just went straight to the point
Part of me hopes you slapped him, part of me wishes he magically just disappeared from the humankind's gene pool
Or better yet, her slap made him disappear from the gene pool.
People don't put much effort in stuff like complements anymore..
#8 didn't even know that counted as a compliment.
How would he know what her corpse looks like?
Do you really want the answers to that question?
What a romantic guy.. Fucktard >.>
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"Sorry, in life, I had standards. In death, you still don't meet them."
Shitbird is my new favourite word. Thank you.