FML : Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went...

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Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML

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OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol

By calobrisi / Tuesday 15 October 2013 19:34 / United States - East Northport

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By TheCerealKiller | 24

#5717581 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 23:58

Look before you leak.

By Welshite | 39

#5717587 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:00

You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.

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By TheCerealKiller | 24

#5717581 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 23:58

Look before you leak.

golden_warrior | 23

#5717593 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:03

But sometimes it's hard at the heat of the moment

ndomer | 6

#5717598 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:07

17, that can be said about more than just going to the bathroom

greeneyebeauty9 | 28

#5717599 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:07

exactly. why use someone else's used toilet paper? honestly, you don't know what they have. that's disgusting.

golden_warrior | 23

#5717608 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:15

21- lol, that's why I always have a condom in my wallet. Don't want a jr because I got caught up in the moment :)

truesarrif | 33

#5717623 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:27

#24 unless you carry toilet paper in your wallet as well then that doesn't really apply

Futacy | 29

#5717767 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 1:34

It's more like "peak before you poop."

tjv3 | 10

#5717773 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 1:42

That's just gross yo! I'm sure you had other options of it was your bathroom. Options like a magazine, a towel, or shower

BauerMegan | 31

#5717827 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 2:44

Surrender the sock.

phoughto | 5

#5717865 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 3:35

*barf*

beautifulsoul89 | 11

#5717929 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 4:39

Yes!!!! I always do that everywhere I go or I keep tissue or baby wipes in my purse (I still have small children as to why I keep baby wipes handy but ey, you never know!!!!)

beautifulsoul89 | 11

#5717934 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 4:40

Lol @ #70

peacelovecoffee | 20

#5718014 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 6:13

Search before you perch.

TwistedCherub1 | 15

#5718231 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 11:16

@33, I carry tissues and baby wipes in my purse for such an occasion. Being prepared isn't limited to condoms and guns, but they're a good example.

Sputnikspak | 13

#5718394 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 14:30

I always keep a small thing of tissues in my purse. And pads/tampons, despite the fact that I haven't had a period in six years, because you never know when someone else might need one.

gemstone586 | 12

#5718546 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 17:05

Did no one else catch the convo between #17 & #21?? He wasn't saying use a condom instead of toilet paper.. :P

By bradleysol | 11

#5717582 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 23:58

Always check first. That's what I go by.

MichellinMan | 20

#5717750 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 1:25

Wait wait wait, some people put their poopy toilet paper in the trash? Forgive me, that just seems odd.

juturnaamo | 29

#5717806 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 2:15

I'm going to guess it was soiled by someone using it to blow their nose, or wipe a shaving cut. Some people use all paper products interchangeably.

MichellinMan | 20

#5717948 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 4:52

^ probably true, although I don't know why I got thumbed down for that.

By Norvi | 26

#5717583 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 23:58

That's a bad case of Murphy's law, OP

By livilaughs | 12

#5717584 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 23:58

what a shitty situation!

PuggieKid | 22

#5717594 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:04

kind of too late for that buddy ^

golden_warrior | 23

#5717596 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:04

No, she should prepare herself because villagers are moving with forks and torches

vipirius | 18

#5717602 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:09

This pun should be banned.

livilaughs | 12

#5718107 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 8:51

gosh you fmlers are harsh!

Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#5719248 - Thursday 17 October 2013 5:17

too many negatives

By boredSOLDIER | 33

#5717585 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 23:59

Situational awareness.

Kruiser | 16

#5717814 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 2:30

more like 'shit'uational awareness ;)

Farmillionaire | 8

#5717819 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 2:34

that's not very punny of you.

By Accuraxy | 10

#5717586 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:00

Looks like you just plunged straight into the old reusable toilet paper idea which is a shitty move to be honest. You flushed all other thought down the drain. Thats a wrap.

IworkAt711 | 14

#5717792 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 1:59

I'd use my socks to wipe before I'd use someone elses shit. That's just dangerous.

buckdharma | 35

#5717844 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 2:59

You'd take them off first, right?

BirdieCurls | 25

#5718033 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 6:40

That mental picture... I'm scarred.

By Welshite | 39

#5717587 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:00

You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.

courtz94 | 24

#5717591 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:02

I agree. And that's really gross. And unsanitary.

McNikk | 15

#5717615 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:23

In some countries they use their hand.

abitabanana | 8

#5717620 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:26

Yes, drip drying is far better than wiping yourself with someone else's ass remnants.

BeccaHugs | 17

#5717665 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:38

This might be TMI but I'd rather not wipe than risk catching some kind of weird infection from someone else's piss.

doodlecloud | 26

#5717692 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:48

Agreed! Ignoring the idiocy of missing the clean rolls, how can anyone actually use used toilet paper?! So, so, so gross. I'd rather just pull my pants up and run to another toilet, at least then it's only your own muck on you rather than someone elses. Though if you're gonna get your panties dirty anyway, I guess you could just use your them, throw them in the bin after and then go commando for a bit.

By Pleonasm | 31

#5717588 - Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:01

That's a sheety situation.

Kruiser | 16

#5719330 - Thursday 17 October 2013 7:02

Not only did you use this godawful pun, you also managed to spell 'shitty' wrong and use it after some already had

Go for a walk and think about what you've done please