By calobrisi - United States - East Northport
Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML
calobrisi tells us more :
OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol
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Yes!!!! I always do that everywhere I go or I keep tissue or baby wipes in my purse (I still have small children as to why I keep baby wipes handy but ey, you never know!!!!)

  Sputnikspak  |  13

I always keep a small thing of tissues in my purse. And pads/tampons, despite the fact that I haven't had a period in six years, because you never know when someone else might need one.

By  Accuraxy  |  10

Looks like you just plunged straight into the old reusable toilet paper idea which is a shitty move to be honest. You flushed all other thought down the drain. Thats a wrap.

  doodlecloud  |  26

Agreed! Ignoring the idiocy of missing the clean rolls, how can anyone actually use used toilet paper?! So, so, so gross. I'd rather just pull my pants up and run to another toilet, at least then it's only your own muck on you rather than someone elses. Though if you're gonna get your panties dirty anyway, I guess you could just use your them, throw them in the bin after and then go commando for a bit.

  Kruiser  |  16

Not only did you use this godawful pun, you also managed to spell 'shitty' wrong and use it after some already had

Go for a walk and think about what you've done please