FML : Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper...

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By tori210 - / Tuesday 15 August 2017 16:00 /

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By chyiochan | 27

#7530155 - Tuesday 15 August 2017 17:22

Proudly announce you're a mummy.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7530143 - Tuesday 15 August 2017 16:26

It's happened to everyone at some point. Toilet paper is so soft, it's practically invisible.

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7530143 - Tuesday 15 August 2017 16:26

It's happened to everyone at some point. Toilet paper is so soft, it's practically invisible.

By chyiochan | 27

#7530155 - Tuesday 15 August 2017 17:22

Proudly announce you're a mummy.

Glowworm56 | 25

#7530165 - Tuesday 15 August 2017 17:54

Or half-mummy at least. I mean, the toilet paper wasn't wrapped all around the OP's entire body.

chyiochan | 27

#7530190 - Tuesday 15 August 2017 19:45

Sometimes its hard to fit in with the living!

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