It's happened to everyone at some point. Toilet paper is so soft, it's practically invisible.

Proudly announce you're a mummy.

Or half-mummy at least. I mean, the toilet paper wasn't wrapped all around the OP's entire body.

Sometimes its hard to fit in with the living!

Wait what, you use the toilet?!?!

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