Come back with divorce papers. Surprise! :)

so he got a surprise party and a hooker .. WIN

8- I'm pretty sure it will come as no surprise ... The prick deserves it. Fyl op :(

Probably not his first time. You may wanna go to the doctor and make sure you don't get another surprise down the road.

#1, I don't know about compassionate. I feel that surprise parties are creepy. If your friends and family can pull off a vast conspiracy to ambush you for your entertainment, imagine what they could do behind your back for other purposes!

90 You can't dump a husband, you can divorce him though.

At least all the guests witnessed his horrible attempt at adultery. He won't get any supporters there.

That awkward moment when 1's picture scared the shit out of me.

Surprise parties are way creepy

102- Yes, she can actually dump her husband. For instance she can dump his body into a river, a dumpster, the ocean, etc. The list goes on but by no means is that man not dumpable. (Yes I did just make dumpable a word)

Cheating is wrong and so is havin a relationship with someone you don't even love or this incident wouldn't happen.

...And Thumbs shall be downed.

Perdix im pretty sure your the best FML commenter ever on FML. thumbs up if you agree?

#112 I don't think you have much room to talk about someone having a "scary picture"...

No..

Creativity :)

or the window .

I find number 2's picture to be 100% satisfactory to this fml.

84 I find you're correct about 2's picture as I thought the same.

2 - your photo says otherwise.

I get that reference, am I broken?

It could've been worse, like if the hooker was actually a man...or was she?

18- Cheating is cheating. Whether it be with a man or woman, it doesn't make it right either way.

Imagine what the hooker was thinking...

74: Yes, cheating is cheating, but I'm fairly sure a male hooker would be more awkward. (Though I suppose he could say they're for her, but that would still be more awkward in my opinion.)

You dont say......

Maybe MissMaggot tried to say: 'I wonder if this is the first time he brought a hooker home when you're away'. Anyway, OP should certainly have herself checked on STD's.

Not the duck face! Nooooooooooo!!!!!!

Why the duck face?!!?? Why?! WHY?! WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

Or threesome hahahah

*Clicks rifle and aims* This is gonna be one might good duck stew.

That wouldnt be much of a surprise at this point....

Is it duck hunting season already?

Bang

I noticed that too, but I felt if I pointed it out it would be rude. Thanks for doing that for me (:

11- It wouldn't of been rude if you had put it nicely....

Wouldn't have* :)

It actually is spelled correctly. Check it out before you comment.

38- Actually, FMLs are posted THEN checked for grammar/spelling errors, so when #7 had read the FML (and several others) it was spelled incorrectly, but at the time you had finally got around to the FML, it had been grammar checked.

No, 'wouldn't have' is wrong! Otherwise it be read: 'It would not have of been rude... etc', instead of just, 'It would not of been rude...etc'. :)

No um they meant instead of saying "of" you should have said "have" aka: "It wouldn't have been rude" when you speak it sounds a little like you say "wouldn't of"

Let's have a grammar lesson, shall we? Of is not a possessive or past tense term. Of is a reference term. Have is either possessive or referring to a past event that one should HAVE done. "should of" : What? What is "of" of? A race of nymphomaniac penguins? Now, when "have" is too long, we make what is called a contraction. After all is done, we get "should've" .

Of course "free sex" isn't really free you know. There is providing a house, food, clothes and the rest of it.

No you fool, you dont have to live together to have sex...

Yaaa just pay some money on prostitute house hahha

22 What makes you think he provides all that for her? He thought she was on a business trip. She sounds like an executive or a salesperson.

Seriously 25 I'm starting to think you really look like that.

22- Not all men pay for the women's needs, hell there are times when I had to pay for my boyfriend, so no, not all (there are most certainly more than, as a woman I would like to mention... For shame ladies!!) women are gold diggers like men assume them to be. Honestly, I'd rather pay for my own stuff so when it comes to a divorce or break up, I won't lose my crap.