FML : Today, while trying to help my disabled uncle into his walker, his one testicle popped out of the leg of his short shorts. I asked him to adjust himself...

Today, while trying to help my disabled uncle into his walker, his one testicle popped out of the leg of his short shorts. I asked him to adjust himself and had to hold on to his walker as he did it. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 August 2018 18:30 /

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By RinoaHeartilly | 36

#7684840 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 21:04

Okay...? It's not like you had to put it back for him.

By melisssa87 | 29

#7684807 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 19:43

Well the boys need a home, you better buy your uncle something else than short shorts

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By Charlie Given | 19

#7684786 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 19:08

So uncle likes to play peek a boo 🤣🤣

By melisssa87 | 29

#7684807 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 19:43

Well the boys need a home, you better buy your uncle something else than short shorts

By RinoaHeartilly | 36

#7684840 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 21:04

Okay...? It's not like you had to put it back for him.

By real life problems | 26

#7684867 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 22:02

He was just giving you a test-icle

By Abbusser | 8

#7685013 - Thursday 30 August 2018 7:17

Better to hold onto his walker than holding onto the alternative...

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