FML : Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really...

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ruvru / Friday 10 April 2009 17:13 / United States

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By AnneFTW | 17

#100571 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:51

LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD

By woahcomments | 0

#100565 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:51

compliment fail.

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By basketball03 | 0

#100549 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:47

ur boyfriend sucks!

coldasfire | 23

#6257110 - Thursday 9 April 2015 03:10

and you swallow

By electric_fml | 0

#100555 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:48

ouch.

By woahcomments | 0

#100565 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:51

compliment fail.

By AnneFTW | 17

#100571 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:51

LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD

By Savvy89 | 0

#100579 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:53

ROFL WAFFLE! at least he didn't say, "I really like your head, its small and cute" "it really helps your body" look at the bright side =D

sarahandjamie | 1

#4217789 - Monday 26 March 2012 01:31

u can always change ur body though

By lolwhat_fml | 0

#100582 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:53

This isnt much of an fml ? but the one in front of yours is ;D

By bitchie | 0

#100584 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:54

what an ass

By porsche944 | 0

#100585 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:54

He was just trying to be nice, give him a break man.

By Katers22 | 0

#100593 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:56

Wow. If he would have just stopped talking, that would have been nice. Sigh.

By itsTiffany | 0

#100614 - Saturday 11 April 2009 02:03

What a charmer :)

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