FML : Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really...

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Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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You deserved it

By ruvru / Friday 10 April 2009 17:13 / United States

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By AnneFTW | 17

#100571 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:51

LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD

By woahcomments | 0

#100565 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:51

compliment fail.

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By basketball03 | 0

#100549 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:47

ur boyfriend sucks!

coldasfire | 23

#6257110 - Thursday 9 April 2015 03:10

and you swallow

By electric_fml | 0

#100555 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:48

ouch.

By woahcomments | 0

#100565 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:51

compliment fail.

By AnneFTW | 17

#100571 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:51

LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD

By Savvy89 | 0

#100579 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:53

ROFL WAFFLE! at least he didn't say, "I really like your head, its small and cute" "it really helps your body" look at the bright side =D

sarahandjamie | 1

#4217789 - Monday 26 March 2012 01:31

u can always change ur body though

By lolwhat_fml | 0

#100582 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:53

This isnt much of an fml ? but the one in front of yours is ;D

By bitchie | 0

#100584 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:54

what an ass

By porsche944 | 0

#100585 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:54

He was just trying to be nice, give him a break man.

By Katers22 | 0

#100593 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:56

Wow. If he would have just stopped talking, that would have been nice. Sigh.

By itsTiffany | 0

#100614 - Saturday 11 April 2009 02:03

What a charmer :)

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