By poohanne - 12/01/2013 06:36 - United States - Ville Platte

Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML
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2-in-1! Fun for children AND adults!

So next time you find it - hide it from her. Simple.


OrangeKnife 10

I wanna see the expression on your face

nycwrestler 17

Cool story, bro.

You should tell it at parties.

MrBrightside21 20

Some (wo)men just want to watch the world burn.

it seems like everyone doesn't like you #1 because I saw your comment on another FML was thumbed down as well. Maybe it's because of your profile picture

then000bster 16

That's what He said

ThePsyche 9


T9FTW 20

What is that? Some kind of fetish?!

2-in-1! Fun for children AND adults!

I kind of agree. Things like that are funny - once or twice but after that, it's just torture. OP, you can always remind your mother that the day will come when you get to decide which home you're going to put her in - the nice one down the street or the one you saw on 60 Minutes.

im gonna tell the toy company to make a batman mask that yells "Where are they!?" and "Where were the other drugs going?" best detective ever. lol

OP: WHERE ARE YOU?! Batman toy: I'm here..

Sir_ND_Pity 35

OP to mom (in an over exaggerated voice): where are you hiding him?!

I should think after the third/fourth time, or after about 10 minutes she would come to realize what was happening and start expecting it... Things should stop being so surprising after awhile, so I don't understand why she would still not only get scared, but SCREAM after hours of this happening... A tad bit of an overreaction?

154rct 7

I'm batman!

So next time you find it - hide it from her. Simple.

vencku 13

This is what I instantely thought (after being rather perplexed about someone being scared of a Batman toy). I wondered when someone would say it. Comment four. Not bad.

Lol well I believe if he gets that scared from the toy every time. Also if it's really creepy he probably doesn't wanna touch it. OP why so scared? xD

Mf2307 15

that is a really good idea this way she wont be able to hide it anymore

I didn't bother reading #64's comment because s/he wins by default with the joker profile pic.

The next time you come across it just donate it or give it to some kids outside. I'm sure others would love to have it and you will look like a good person for giving toys to the needy.

And the her brother will miss it and all hell will break loose.

vencku 13

She can then blame her mother.

Atleast it isn't one of those evil vile things we call a furby..

TxCountryBeauty 10

I love Pomeranians but your profile pic looks like that "evil vile thing" #furbys were awesome

I may look sweet and innocent but cross me.. >:D

My friend's old Furby had low batteries from sitting in the back of the closet for years, and it suddenly came to life and started talking in this creepy, slow voice one night from inside her closet. I was sleeping over that night - we both almost had a heart attack (we'd had a few drinks, too - we thought something was possessed). They gave me the creeps when they had fresh batteries, in broad daylight, and I was sober. =/

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

Mordakai420 6

It's simple, we kill the Batman.

invivoful 10

One does not simply kill the Batman.

Schizomaniac 24

She's the mother YD.

Schizomaniac 24

"She's the mother you deserve."

N3766 20

...but not the one he needs right now

It's just been few hours, you're not phobic, you'll lose the fear soon, and your mom needs to find something more creepier. How about SPIDER-MAN!!!

Yeah, more creepier. And more scarier too.

Hide her vibrators around the house, see how she reacts.

Noor already said this. Up ^ there. Comment #7. But a good idea is a good idea.