Cool story, bro.

You should tell it at parties.

Some (wo)men just want to watch the world burn.

it seems like everyone doesn't like you #1 because I saw your comment on another FML was thumbed down as well. Maybe it's because of your profile picture

That's what He said

Tf?

What is that? Some kind of fetish?!

I kind of agree. Things like that are funny - once or twice but after that, it's just torture. OP, you can always remind your mother that the day will come when you get to decide which home you're going to put her in - the nice one down the street or the one you saw on 60 Minutes.

im gonna tell the toy company to make a batman mask that yells "Where are they!?" and "Where were the other drugs going?" best detective ever. lol

OP to mom (in an over exaggerated voice): where are you hiding him?!

I should think after the third/fourth time, or after about 10 minutes she would come to realize what was happening and start expecting it... Things should stop being so surprising after awhile, so I don't understand why she would still not only get scared, but SCREAM after hours of this happening... A tad bit of an overreaction?

I'm batman!

This is what I instantely thought (after being rather perplexed about someone being scared of a Batman toy). I wondered when someone would say it. Comment four. Not bad.

Lol well I believe if he gets that scared from the toy every time. Also if it's really creepy he probably doesn't wanna touch it. OP why so scared? xD

that is a really good idea this way she wont be able to hide it anymore

I didn't bother reading #64's comment because s/he wins by default with the joker profile pic.

And the her brother will miss it and all hell will break loose.

She can then blame her mother.

I love Pomeranians but your profile pic looks like that "evil vile thing" #furbys were awesome

I may look sweet and innocent but cross me.. >:D

My friend's old Furby had low batteries from sitting in the back of the closet for years, and it suddenly came to life and started talking in this creepy, slow voice one night from inside her closet. I was sleeping over that night - we both almost had a heart attack (we'd had a few drinks, too - we thought something was possessed). They gave me the creeps when they had fresh batteries, in broad daylight, and I was sober. =/

It's simple, we kill the Batman.

One does not simply kill the Batman.

What?

"She's the mother you deserve."

...but not the one he needs right now

Yeah, more creepier. And more scarier too.

Noor already said this. Up ^ there. Comment #7. But a good idea is a good idea.