By Uncomfortable - 17/05/2013 07:21

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Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 653
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I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,

Oedipus strikes again...

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I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,

It'll suck if he suffers from Oedipus Complex.

Well either scientists are lying to us or the male erection really is a "spontaneous uncontrollable reaction" so not really his fault. Fun Penis Fact of the Day: When the male member goes from flaccid to erect its actually caused by the muscles relaxing to allow for engorged blood flow. So every time you pop a boner it's Cptn. Winky saying he needs to take 5.

Freud would love this...

Why is 56 thumbed down so much? This is true!

It must have been awkward, although there might not have been a straight correlation between his arousal and the way you smelled. Might have been just you.

A straight correlation? That's a hard pun to yank on.

Oedipus strikes again...

Thankfully his father is still alive

Shhh, in the words of Oedipus, "ignorance is bliss"

Atleast he was suprised too? it happens sometimes.

Try not to give him a hard time about it.

I'm sure he's a good guy and will eRectify the situation.

Well I thought that was funny #24

Have you ever told him one of those your mom jokes? Maybe he took that to a literal sense.

Like the ones the go "your mum is so fat.... ". Somehow i dont think that would make anyone crack a woody.

You'd be surprised what some people are into.

Just chalk it up to coincidence and forget about it.

Maybe he just had a tube of m&ms in his pocket MEEPMEEP

Apparently she really likes road runner.

she is giving the duck face...

It doesn't make any Scents why that would happen!

you're so punny

Freud would love that one...

Tell me about your mother, OP