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I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,

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I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,

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Well either scientists are lying to us or the male erection really is a "spontaneous uncontrollable reaction" so not really his fault. Fun Penis Fact of the Day: When the male member goes from flaccid to erect its actually caused by the muscles relaxing to allow for engorged blood flow. So every time you pop a boner it's Cptn. Winky saying he needs to take 5.

It must have been awkward, although there might not have been a straight correlation between his arousal and the way you smelled. Might have been just you.

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Like the ones the go "your mum is so fat.... ". Somehow i dont think that would make anyone crack a woody.

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