Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
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laughmaster
| 9
I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,
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nesscafe_fml
| 17
Oedipus strikes again...
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laughmaster
| 9
I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,
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eMurpH
| 9
It'll suck if he suffers from Oedipus Complex.
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AngelSpit
| 18
Well either scientists are lying to us or the male erection really is a "spontaneous uncontrollable reaction" so not really his fault. Fun Penis Fact of the Day: When the male member goes from flaccid to erect its actually caused by the muscles relaxing to allow for engorged blood flow. So every time you pop a boner it's Cptn. Winky saying he needs to take 5.
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AurumPotestasEst
| 16
Freud would love this...
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TheBrochure
| 22
Why is 56 thumbed down so much? This is true!
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vic55jets
| 13
It must have been awkward, although there might not have been a straight correlation between his arousal and the way you smelled. Might have been just you.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
A straight correlation?
That's a hard pun to yank on.
That's a hard pun to yank on.
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nesscafe_fml
| 17
Oedipus strikes again...
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Ambient25
| 24
Thankfully his father is still alive
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Ambient25
| 24
Shhh, in the words of Oedipus, "ignorance is bliss"
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septembers_over_fml
| 3
Atleast he was suprised too? it happens sometimes.
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Bano360
| 25
Try not to give him a hard time about it.
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Bakarra
| 22
I'm sure he's a good guy and will eRectify the situation.
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interesting33
| 36
Well I thought that was funny #24
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lexxiii
| 17
Have you ever told him one of those your mom jokes? Maybe he took that to a literal sense.
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cosmosis
| 12
Like the ones the go "your mum is so fat.... ".
Somehow i dont think that would make anyone crack a woody.
Somehow i dont think that would make anyone crack a woody.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
You'd be surprised what some people are into.
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nattynatters
| 14
Just chalk it up to coincidence and forget about it.
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profoundkisses
| 18
Maybe he just had a tube of m&ms in his pocket MEEPMEEP
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SlapAndTickle
| 20
Apparently she really likes road runner.
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Ambient25
| 24
she is giving the duck face...
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cynide
| 13
It doesn't make any Scents why that would happen!
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jrk922
| 1
you're so punny
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JanisEvans
| 10
Freud would love that one...
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challan
| 19
Tell me about your mother, OP