The bag of rice didn't have any handle, so I held it kinda resting against my torso, just like when holding my cat. I guess it has just become a habit. Loving all the puns :)

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Rice needs a loving home too, you know. You're a good person for adopting it from your local grocery store.

Lack of heat, softness, a heartbeat aside, your mistake is understandable OP. Cats do share a number of genes with rice (as do we). I often wonder why my dog does not respond when I call it, and then I laugh when I realise I have been talking to my eggplant. Fun times.

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Rice needs a loving home too, you know. You're a good person for adopting it from your local grocery store.

And if you adopt twice more, you'll get a bag of potatoes for FREE!

We all know rice bags have a rough start out of the fields. It's good to see OP can give it love and nurture it.

in some regions, they're prepared just the same.

was the rice from a broken home because your doing a good thing

Oh no, that's going to make it that much more difficult when it comes time to eat your new 'pet'!

1. why was I voted down 2.why eat your new adorable little bundle of rice

Because neither your grammar nor the joke was good.

Get organized

what does this fml have to do with organization?

Did you read write the right posf?

no, he's just being a jackass, as seen on the last few FML posts.

you look like a Jew

XD was it purring?

No. Rice is an inanimate object and is incapable of purring.

if you look up in time, you just may see that which is #3's joke, delicately fluttering about, just a bit above your head...

@23 If you look up in time you might notice sarcasm. Unless you're American in which case I give up.

#30: Yes, because no American could possibly understand sarcasm, let alone be sarcastic. *rolls eyes*

#10 may be being facetious. I can't tell.

Not quite facetious but not quite sarcastic.

Even without their presence, cats can manipulate a weak mind.

You were able to hold a large bag of rice for 10 minutes with one hand?? That things like 50 pounds

I've never seen a 50lb bag of rice... Am I missing out? Lol.

The words crazy cat lady come to mind here.

Welcome to crazy cat lady world!!

Hahaha one time my sister did the same thing with a pillow pet...

At least that's soft and fuzzy though..

our brains make us do some weird things involuntarily. its okay, I'm sure not too many people noticed

Lack of heat, softness, a heartbeat aside, your mistake is understandable OP. Cats do share a number of genes with rice (as do we). I often wonder why my dog does not respond when I call it, and then I laugh when I realise I have been talking to my eggplant. Fun times.

I wish I had an eggplant to stroke.

Aaah, You were stroking Uncle Ben. Did you convert him?

Poor SpiderMan! If he only knew what happened to his Uncle Ben?