By TheCrackerNinja - 26/11/2010 00:55 - United States
The Top
By LadyLuck - 10/05/2009 05:38 - United States
Give it to me, Sheldon!
By oh lord - 27/05/2012 16:06 - Canada - Oshawa
By Flora - 17/04/2013 22:56 - United States - Watsonville
Felicia doesn't approve
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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester
Baseless assumptions
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By Eyeslick - 20/02/2016 07:42 - United States - Salt Lake City
Eyeslick tells us more.
Yes you're correct! But let me Somme a little light on the subject(warning my reply includes religion so if you're just going to hate....just don't read this!) Where I live there are two big universities that are well known and both are some of the top ranking schools in the United states. That's why my family has been going there for a long time, and the reason why I was hoping to be able to attend said school (plus their soccer team was interested in me).This school is very difficult to get into, and well not to toot my own horn, I easily had the after school activities and grades to get into said school. After praying about why I wasn't accepted I received the distinct impression that I need to go to the other school because I am needed there for some reason....so well I guess I'll see what that means some day. Luckily I also applied to this second school because out of the two this one has a better medical school, which applies more towards my major of choice. I also have scholarships at this second school so that's a bonus. So in the end I guess everything ends a lot better then expected.
By danielzcwu - 29/12/2014 19:11 - Taiwan - Taipei
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Here's my original post on FB. FML condense make us condense it to 300 words :p aww man.. Just went through one of the most awkward moments of my life. I Just got off the plane from Taipei to hk, during the flight I fell asleep and had a nightmare. I can't remember what it was about. But, I think I was being attacked. So anyway, I started screaming in my dream, unfortunately that translated to screaming in reality as well. It was a loud scream as well cause it was enough to wake me up. The good and also funny thing is it wasn't just me screaming, there was this old lady sitting next to me, who I guess after I was screaming also started screaming.... It was like domino scream! Luckily I still had my eyes closed and realized it was too awkward and embarrassing to explain myself, I could hear people laughing behind me, beside me and in front.. So I just kept my eyes closed. Seriously , one of the most awkward moments I've been in, it took all my will power to continue pretending to sleep and self control not to laugh cause that old aunty screaming after I screamed was Damn funny... I did a muffled giggle when she was saying ... omg this boy scared me to death.. Luckily someone said quite loudly poor kid he must've had a nightmare.. Sigh.... FML
By interphaseprophasemetaphase - 04/09/2013 11:18 - Australia - Melbourne
By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 01:39 - United States
Showered
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By Facepalm - 15/08/2011 23:09 - United States
It wasn't me
By psycho ex - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Brazil
STOP SMILING
By i guess - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Hamilton
By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada
DIY
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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx
Freakout part 47674
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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden
Keywords
All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.