Sex, Underwear and Intimacy: Sexy surprise

Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 21 334

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 149 373

You deserved it 13 808

By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 591

You deserved it 18 055

By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 355

You deserved it 6 228

By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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You deserved it 5 386

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By vaness@ - 06/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, I really wanted to spend a night of passion with my lover, so I'd arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number, and waited for him in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it slowly and enticingly, assuming it was him. It was room service. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 408

You deserved it 11 954

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By seminole711 - 20/09/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 145

You deserved it 6 978

By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

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You deserved it 75 757

By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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You deserved it 4 157

By Brittany - 10/04/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML

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You deserved it 49 941

Meow meow

By failed_catgirl - 19/10/2010 23:24 - Canada

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 488

You deserved it 38 931

clockworkrainbow 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:27

Forget about your birthday? Oh well, I'd still enjoy the party.

Trippyfalla 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

haha hey op it can still go the way you wanted it to ;)

Comments

Unregistered 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:23

OMG FIRST

Oxy_Moron 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

way to make the best of it lol

fringle 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:40

whoa.. a while ago the first comment was "OMG FIRST!" now its "hahahahaha"

Zhejan 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 2:03

I know someone who can suck their own penis

cackle 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 4:24

not really an fml, a "good memories" kinda thing lol.

renaet 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 4:50

Wow why wouldn't you just bring the outfit with you? o_o

godsrightnutsack 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:02

well that is awkward.

supercu96 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

ahahah isnt that a good thing? second btw

Trippyfalla 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

haha hey op it can still go the way you wanted it to ;)

giganticbrain 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

You're a ******* idiot.

fringle 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:26

LOL that's the first fml I've seen without an FML at the end.

guilty4associate 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:27

you're right. what the ****?

supercu96 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:30

#6 maybe it got a little intense at night.................................

null_fml 11

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:36

Wow, I didn't even notice that. But I'm sure the moderators will fix it. (And then people will come along and reply to you calling you a dumbass and saying "of course it ends in FML!")

youreanidiot 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:37

fail on the part of the people moderating the FMLs... you're supposed to deny these.

fringle 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:44

you're welcome. wow ive never met an fml staff hehhe :)

IamSpartacus 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 23:29

of course it ends in FML!

rhettandlink 4

Saturday 25 April 2015 16:00

It does

clockworkrainbow 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:27

Forget about your birthday? Oh well, I'd still enjoy the party.

j424 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:33

ydi.

falconpunch125 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 18:17

Why did she deserve it dick head?

j424 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:16

for wearing an unoriginal costume.

Pandasaur 0

Monday 12 October 2009 0:28

If most guys saw their girlfriends in something sexy, originality totally wouldn't matter... especially when it's going to be taken off, anyway. :]

dun_dun_dun 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:36

OP is only 14 and drives?

Starchild21 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:39

Where the hell did you see 14? But I as much as this is an FML, I woulda had to beg my ex when I was with her to get kinky like that. OP has a lucky bf. ________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

dun_dun_dun 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:43

I looked at her profile.

null_fml 11

Sunday 11 October 2009 2:18

Good on ya for checking, but her profile says "I also share this account with my older sister." Or maybe she just added that as soon as you wrote your comment. Who knows?

null_fml 11

Sunday 11 October 2009 3:00

Relax, dude. Nobody straight-up accused you of anything. And you can't blame us for being suspicious of it when there are so many fake FMLs out there. But personally if an OP replies I'm a lot more likely to believe it.

MiddleChild08 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:38

Well, it's October. Tell them you found out about it and thought it was a costume party...

fringle 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:42

oh they changed it now. EDIT um this meant to be a reply to #6

null_fml 11

Sunday 11 October 2009 6:11

Yeah, but you're replying to #17... your post that told her it was changed was #18... :P EDIT: Hey, where did Didi's post go? This site is getting more and more inconsistent with the comments...