i guess
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Hamilton, United States
STOP SMILING
Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML
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m22100 14
Hmmm, I think your boss may have a case of this illness called being an asshole.
xzxXxzx 11
Not depressing at all..
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xzxXxzx 11
Not depressing at all..
incoherentrmblr 22
Did your boss also bitch at you for getting your work done "too fast" and making him and other departments look bad in comparison?...
waroftheroses 16
I love fml's inside a fml. fmlception.
JMichael 26
That's how I feel at my job OP. Everything is about "customer first" or "the customer is always right". What about your employees being happy in the work place? When did that go down the drain?
cakefete2 31
#1, I think you're the first person to successfully pull off sarcasm in an fml comment. You should totally get some sort of badge.
Ian7890 23
42 you can still be happy and put the customer first
martin8337 36
Probably during the 80's or 90's.
kangx1 28
And did he also end you employment when you said that your wrists were hurting at the production line?
m22100 14
Hmmm, I think your boss may have a case of this illness called being an asshole.
SimplyEcks 15
I believe the medical term is ASSHOLicitius!
Kamon97 23
And he's probably allergic to the medication
cakefete2 31
Unfortunately, I heard that most sufferers are afflicted for life.
zach205 24
there has been an epidemic of it recently
SnowFangedBeauty 19
Sadly, ive been infected since i was two its almost always deadly....
TheTacoMan 24
#81 are you magic Johnson? It's normally terminal! How are you still alive then?
worldclassrager 41
Give him a disapproving scowl
thecalvin123 21
I think you mean a diapproving smile. OP'S boss told her not to be happy after all.
worldclassrager 41
Well it's unhappy look to fit his idea
ELoni_fml 25
You might want to rent a clown suit and make balloon animals as a statement ;)
rainbowdog 17
Better yet, bring in a bouncy castle.
warsun 27
ROLLER COASTERS WOOOOO
184886837272837 32
being a rebel has never been so much fun!
cakefete2 31
Water balloons and super soakers.
oddities 20
I don't think your boss can do that. At all. And I really hope your boss was being sarcastic. Or joking. If not, FYL.
elly94 23
I feel a Pharrell Williams song coming on ..
Puffytruffles 18
Don't even mention it...
cakefete2 31
That song is everywhere. I guess it was a matter of time til it got to fml.
funzoneplanet 7
I was thinking the exact same thing before I came across your reply :-)
Mr_Relatable 16
Be cheerful then
RaulTheHuman 7
Don't worry, be happy,
PassiveAggresive 12
Your boss was probably joking even if it's to a low degree. Otherwise, if he was going to implement that rule it would be illegal.. Unless they agreed on paper.
cakefete2 31
*rereads contact* "oh shit, page 92 paragraph 7 subsection b"....
HeyTherexxx 21
Sorry, OP. I hope he's joking, and if not, he's a jackass. FYL.