By çapousse2904 - 12/09/2014 05:45 - France - Le Pr?-saint-gervais
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Holy crap!
Holy? If anything, the crap may lead to a lot of sin :-)
No shit
Why did #18 get down-voted? I totally get it haha.
After 3 weeks screw the nature shit! Take some stool softener, drink a ton of water and keep doing so, then go for the exlax if nothing's moved.
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Show it anywayStay constipated so you can feel better about yourself? What the shit?
That's not what they're saying. They're saying if he's comfortable with his body the way it is, even if he's bigger, he shouldn't have to change. And they hope his constipation goes away.
Dear lord thank you, someone understood
Miralax doesn't really work for me, it gives me abdominal pain. Try ducalax if that happens to you.
Swallowing cesium works as well. It will really get your bowels moving.
Magnesium citrate works wonders.
Try Sugar-Free Gummy Bears (or any sugar-free candy). Those will do the trick. Artificial sweeteners, when metabolized, can cause gastrointestinal distress, but they at least get rid of your poop.
Give up the abs for your health dude!
If you admit to her, she may not pressure you to keep those abs :P
does constipation cause your abs to show?
*starts not eating anything organic* abs here we come
It's compacted digested material stuck and building up in your intestines, so it makes the stomach feel tough and hard.
Powerful constipation! i'd like some abs too >.< .
That's a shitty situation. Oh wait...no it isn't.
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Cut the crap, OP. Can you stop pushing out with these horrible stories? They clog up the forum. Just harden up and stop bumming around.
Ur the kind of person who would do cocaine at a party and try to make everyone else do it
Thank you for being the first to realise this #20!
They were just really overdone
Everyone realised they were puns. You're getting downvoted because they're awful
You're a very intelligent person. Lol :) I like you have a nice day
Shitload of puns there... just a little bit of an overflow.
At least you got a work out from it
Drop the deuce and start working out for real, impress her
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Holy crap!
Miralax works wonders, for the constipation, not the abs.