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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
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Today, I found out why my husband has been coming home from work so late. Turns out he loves to help people. Specifically female people. And by help, I mean sleep with. FML
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KwtWaffles 15
dump him and find somebody worth your time and knows what taking vows means, sorry you had to find out this way OP
Bubbiesss 11
**** him OP you deserve better.
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KwtWaffles 15
dump him and find somebody worth your time and knows what taking vows means, sorry you had to find out this way OP
CoGhostRider 31
Yeah good thing it's just so easy to dump your husband, it would really suck if you had to divorce him instead.
dreamful_artist 14
So op should stay with him just because a divorce is a little more complicated than dumping?
calebmo 7
#47 I believe 38 was simply trying to educate 1 on the fact that one does not simply dump a husband. It's not that easy to do.
Myo_fml 20
Op can still easily leave though or kick him out. A lot of spouses separate while the divorce proceedi ngs are going through.
FiFiLovee 26
Did he steal your bike too, OP?
SystemofaBlink41 27
I'm not siding with OP's husband, but unless you've got a lethal weapon, I don't think kicking a grown man (or woman) out is as simple as it sounds. It's not very likely they'll stop being assholes and say something like, "You know, you're right! I'll leave this place I paid for because I deserve it!"
Bubbiesss 11
**** him OP you deserve better.
kylieh72 25
Well, don't literally **** him.
Bubbiesss 11
Yeah that too
CoGhostRider 31
Well at least isn't having sex with them, that would be really bad.
invadermaythe1st 35
#34 Not sure you understand the FML...
Rkikkas9713 25
I'm not sure you and many others got his joke #44.
incoherentrmblr 22
I'd like to think if she f**ked him more often, he wouldn't cheat. However, that depends on the frequency and type of sex OP & husband have...
Aimeejasmine 15
**** you. Seriously, **** you.. No one, man or women, should feel obliged to have sex to keep a partner faithful. Your victim-blaming mentality is disgusting; he cheated, he decided to wreck the marriage, he deserves to be divorced. There's no if and buts about it, you're blaming her for her husbands lack of morals because she's not putting out more? Go to hell dude
TheBlazinAsian 9
I hope you realize that that was a joke, and wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Unless it was.
John_HAM 11
He went outside the marriage for sex so if he was getting sex he wouldn't have had to find it elsewhere. It doesn't justify it but there's an obvious reason for what he did. If he was getting what he wanted and still cheated then he's just a greedy piece of shit. He IS wrong for cheating instead of getting a divorce though but if he wanted to get a divorce because of the lack of the sex in the marriage he would be a bad guy right?
KayDee29 31
I really hate seeing FML's about dirty lying cheats. It makes me sick to my stomach. I hope everything turns out okay for you, OP. Be strong.
cheeeksss 29
I'm honestly terrified of getting married because of shit like this happening in the world. Sounds stupid, I know. But I feel like if it can happen to her, it could happen to me...
8Dirty1 24
you deserve better karma will get him back just sit back relax and wait for it:) a smile is guaranteed
LOLouis_fml 24
Bad advice, telling her to do absolutely nothing...
8Dirty1 24
I guess karma has never worked for you. On my last job some guy tried to get me fired, I was going to key his car for revenge. I decided to not get my hands dirty and be a better man. A week later his car decided to die off. now that's sweet sweet karma:)
YFOS_fml 17
sorry OP
Stillo 25
Dump that piece of sh*t right now!!!!!!
earljonez 22
You should tell your husband to go help himself.
KayDee29 31
Clever. I like it.
Emzinatorbot 26
Honestly your husband is an asshole
motoxman7 13
Help him be single.
DaDezza244 31
Divorce that asswipe and take all of his stuff! Cheaters deserve to lose everything. Honestly I don't understand why some people are completely unfaithful...
Smooth_Criminal 24
Being a vindictive bitch won't help anything.
Badkarma4u 17
It doesbt work like that.
Aimeejasmine 15
#42 I bet it'd help OP feel a lot better
Smooth_Criminal 24
Maybe it's just me, I don't believe in "get even, take everything".
ep1186 7
Give it 10 years, some community property, kids, an STD scare and/or STD, and an awkward conversation with your kids about how they are going to have a new brother or sister by daddy's girlfriend and you'll get why get even is a good option.