Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his fifteen year old daughter, the dog. FML
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GigaPudding_fml
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But, if you ask me, it's not weird if the 15 year old is not home - but it sure is strange if the dog isn't!
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tonydizzle
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father of the year!
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tonydizzle
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father of the year!
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He probably assumed you were at a friends' house or something, or that you could look after yourself. The dog, on the other hand, cannot.
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imosim
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dog is a mans best friend :P
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Keyman1212
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*bland, generic comment about how terrible your father is*
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kendallhi
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this is a sign
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ripgeorgecarl1n
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Be thankful he trusts you to be safe when he's not around. He's not a bad parent for assuming you're safe.
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ImFrackinBored
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Has it occurred to you that you can just be called, exactly what happened, and the dog cant?
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idontcare8l
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say you sold the dog and your running away and see what he says, then you will know
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Iamnotmyself
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Wait is your name Meg and your dog Brian? he could have been talking about you
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tonydizzle
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Meg who let you back in the house lol
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FarSide
| 22
He knows you are in heat and running around.
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ColorfulDonut
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ok seriously, the dog cannot look after itself like you... if nobody could find you for like ten mins everyone would presume you went out for a walk or something. if the dog was gone not in the garden and nowhere to be found they would presume it took a walk aka ran way/ and maybe got lost...
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daisyloo
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He probably didn't say anything about you because he trusts you, and he cares about the dog! What a caring father!;)
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Thunderbender
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Why would he be worried if you are gone? You're 15 years old and assumedly responsible enough to take care of yourself. Your dog however is a dog and if he's not in the house that's a problem
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MrHughJass
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You can always replace a 15 year old daughter.
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herrobear
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You're 15. He assumes you'll be back when your done doing whatever you are doing. The dog is a dog. There's no telling when it'll be done doing what it's doing.
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zukinihudini
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he probably thinks you can be responsible and not get lost when you by yourself but a dog on the otherhand would probably get lost
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StudMuffinette
| 17
wow that sucks. and u could have got like raped or something too. fyl
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matt5217
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hmm, he left a voicemail, which means he isn't home. How would he know the dog was gone then?
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theaws0m3guy
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Well that means he trusts that you are a responsible person and wouldn't get lost. But, the dog, on the other hand, wouldn't be trusted well...because it's a dog. So I find this pretty reasonable. Not an FYL or a YDI.
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a_nutritionist
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@97 yes, rape is so likely these days that going for a walk requires constant supervision. i once left the house without my parents, for several hours, i was lucky though, barely got back inside before nothing happened.
@104 how you remember to breathe ill never know.
@104 how you remember to breathe ill never know.
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everyday_normal_
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mabye he was referring you as the dog.
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koe4
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no dog owner of the year
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koe4
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84 your comment was the only one that deserved a smile
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supermankisses
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104- ....really?
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SirHobnobs
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Obviously he knew you were gone but didn't know you had taken the dog
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nmitche95
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so...ur fifteen...I'm fifteen...u single? :P btw stupid dad
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emmalee477
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firssssttt
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JJdaBAMF
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fail...
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xcrunnergrl
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what did you do to your dad?
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flockz
| 19
turned a mistake into eighteen years of responsibility and boring sex life. thats what they did to their father. its only natural for him to pick the dog.
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kittensRfuzzy
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what DIDNT she do to her dad?
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WIZchild
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A man cant worry about two bitches
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mynameis1339
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Well said
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Babalu722
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2 bitches were missing
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youjustmademelol
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He probably thought you were out shopping, a missing dog on the other hand is probably lost or dead. Chilax
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heartbrakej
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*insert joke about getting new dad*
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ciarafox9
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thumbs down for laziness
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Lucidium
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thumbs down for being a bitch
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ScaughtieHolden
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That's why I thumbed down 34
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purple_laxer847
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and thts y i thumbed up u
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commietaco
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that's why I didn't do anything to 47.
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ColorfulDonut
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rrrrgg mindfuck much?
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KatieLov3sChu
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excuse me for being a bitch but that's great :D
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OkayImSorry
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36: Says the queer with the beiber hair.
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thefriendlyc
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comments like these aren't clever, it just proves you aren't clever enough to make an actual joke
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partyfool2011
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94 I didn't know wether to thumb your comment down or up
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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y don't the OPs ever comment on their post...
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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4- *insert joke about how lazy and retarded u are*
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xXCODGODXx
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i like pussy
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GigaPudding_fml
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But, if you ask me, it's not weird if the 15 year old is not home - but it sure is strange if the dog isn't!
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stuner56
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exactly
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bballsoccerrocks
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not an fML
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whatever222
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yeah that sounds about right...
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some_shit
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that's what I was thinking. it's not the he doesn't love you, he just figured u went somewhere.
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KatrinaKitten
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I'm sure he still loves you..
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sheethapins
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Just not as much as the dog.
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amrik
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well the dog probably won't come back or get hit by a car. op won't
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davizv
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#43 agreed
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kosmickart
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he still loves her he just is more used to her being gone and the dog not..... and besides mans best friend
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jazziness
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is the dog a purebred?
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NabbdjuretPerry
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sorry for the double post :/
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HannahForbesxo
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He probably knew you were out and thought the dog had run off or something. I think he'd have been a lot more concerned if he thought you were in some sort of danger.
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TheMaestro
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This would still be an fml if he was hysteric about you. You need something to complain about
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TheMaestro
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This would still be an fml if he was hysteric about you. You need something to complain about
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deadlymine3
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hey I'm not sure how to message people could u tell me o and I'm 15 from the united states
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NabbdjuretPerry
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see it from the good side, he counts on u, and u can party without your dad is calling after u.
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NabbdjuretPerry
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see it from the good side, he counts on u, and u can party without your dad is calling after u.