By monkers - 06/10/2012 07:12 - Canada - Westlock
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I can't sway I feel for you on this one op. that has never happened to me, but good luck with that.
I hope you're not the same person who pees every time she sneezes, that would really suck! Get well soon OP :/ FYL
Sometimes rubbing my eyes stops or delays the sneeze. It might help you last long enough to run to the washroom.
When you're sliding into first and you're feeling something burst, diarrhea diarrhea... When you're sliding into third and you lay a great big turn, diarrhea diarrhea... When you're sliding into home and you're pants are full of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea... Where did you learn that song, Son? Baseball camp, Dad. Ah. Well that was money well spent.
Well Sir......*takes off sunglasses*...that is a shitty situation.
#16, let me give you a little coaching here. #42 has it right where the placement of the "*lowers sunglasses*" (my preferred version to describe the move), should be. What follows the move should be only one or two words. One word is better and a single-syllable word is best. I think the YEAH at the end is not necessary and doesn't add to the humor. Good luck out there!
not exactly... i understood what he was saying, i was mocking the format of his thoughts. I just thought the joke would be more obvious to people following the thread, because my line was much more ridiculous and made no sense, but I'm new to FML, so forgive my stupid comment.