By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States
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RIP in peace
By katta2009 - 29/08/2010 11:29 - United States
By v1k1rox - 05/03/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco
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**** off
By guessnot - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in
By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Conover
Hang in there
By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Misunderstood
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By metallicatime - 16/12/2011 03:16 - United States
Oh, hello…
By superclutz - 07/07/2009 02:09 - United States
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By I'mMike - 01/08/2015 20:19 - United States - Sebastian
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Hey guys, OP here. Just wanted to clarify a couple of things: My name is "Mike," hence the name I used. I didn't call her any names or say anything witty back. I was honestly too dumbfounded by her saying that to me to think of anything, so I just walked away. Your comments are ******* hilarious though. They made me feel much better about the situation. Also I don't wear a name tag so when I introduced myself I couldn't really take it back. I like my name though, so she can shove it. (:
Catch!
By Jaxter - 18/03/2009 05:41 - United States
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By calamityjosie - 18/09/2009 17:24 - United Kingdom
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Yeah, fair enough, OR 1). If I didn't run after the parcel it would have been sent back to the depot (in Bristol!) And would have gone back to America after 1day there! I would have had to pay extortionate posting for it to come back again! 2). Was being picked up at 8 - so yes I absolutely did have to have a shower! 3). If you'd been waiting all day getting restless would you not panic, given that you wouldn't expect out of a 13 hour slot - the parcel comes during the three minute shower you need?! And yes, it is my own stupidity - that's why it's funny, that I clearly have absolutely no common sense...hence the FML! To be honest I'd join FML too if all I had time to do with my day was leave criticisms on other people's jokes. :)
By Missy - 09/09/2009 20:16 - United States
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Grow up
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Bullet dodged?
By Guy - 28/09/2015 18:49 - Romania - Bucharest
And I oop
By SuperBunny - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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This is the second time someone tried to rob me well living in NYC you know things like that happen. I didn't notice until after she pushed me that something was fishy. She tried to go into my bag first then into my pocket when she discovered there was nothing in my bag. She failed, I wish she didn't run away so I can get her arrested.