Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
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ItsaMeLuigi 6

Words cannot describe how embarrasing that must have been.

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AussieChild 22

How does that even happen?? I've heard of young children getting stuck, but an adult...??

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ItsaMeLuigi 6

Words cannot describe how embarrasing that must have been.

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shayshayshazam 14

I feel like "FML" sums it up quite nicely.

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klol_fml 11

Yes, what a shitty situation.

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shadowdragon1 1

Well how is the not talking with the person going for u

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heygirlie777 21

22-just go away. Your overused pun is not welcome here.

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tjv3 10

Awkward silence? It's not social hour OP do your business and be done lol

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IceColdSnow 11

How the crap does that even happen?

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IceColdSnow 11

Sorry didn't mean to wright last comment... Didn't know how to cancel comment... PS before you judge I'm blond so give me some slack...

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AussieChild 22

How does that even happen?? I've heard of young children getting stuck, but an adult...??

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Or a midget...

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ScaughtieHolden 11

Women don't put the seat down, they'd rather fall in and complain than actually put it down.

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ALlamaOnFire 20

In public I hover... Maybe OP lost their balance and fell down hard... :')

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Krajjan 9

No one else has questioned exactly why someone has an "awkward silence" in the crapper? Silence while pooping is golden. Conversation while pooping is awkward.

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XxskyelovexX 13

Maybe what OP meant was that they were both ******** and it got really quiet so it would be very awkward for one to continue what she was doing because the person in the next stall would hear. I know I feel weird peeing in a public bathroom if there is only one other person in there because I don't want them to hear my business.

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honeybadgerr 9

How big is OP's ass? That's what I'm wondering...

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wickedninja918 1

that aqward moment when a thread jacker's comment is better than the original commenr

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llamalpaca382 13

That awkward moment when you spell "awkward" wrong...

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Lucious306 7

That's embarrassing and awkward

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Lucious306 7

Exact words? Embarrassing isn't in there at all.

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loloalltheway 23

You realize that is almost the exact same question as #2 and #3?

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kaymi 17

There wasn't any comments posted when I commented then they popped up. Oh freaking well.

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SkoomaKi 27

It's easy enough to use your arms to haul yourself out, so why couldn't you OP. WHY?!

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magentaballoon15 8

maybe they're an amputee, and didn't need you to make them feel worse

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tylermt1999 17

How do they type then?

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spazz666 18

Ever heard of talk to text? It's not that difficult of a concept to grasp. Think before you comment.

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FYLDipShit 4

More importantly, how would they wipe their ass then?

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Pleonasm 35

"Houston, we have a problem." "Moon Landing attempt failed, abort Entry Mission, abort!" "Forget it, Bert, it's all down the crapper now."

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

OP will be the butt of all jokes now! That sucks ass!

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denden_mushi 11

One of them probably farted and the awkward silence followed that.

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ginivillarreal 5

Maybe, as long as the other person is truly talking to OP and not on the phone.

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