Well, it's good to catch these things early.

interesting bits to know about anatomy, testosterone levels are highest when you wake up giving you the most sex drive then, as you sre awake it steadily decreases meaning that in the twilight hours of when a women's libido is at its peak, a man's is at its lowest, they tend to be at around the same point at 4 pm. this message brought to you by science.

That explains why I only get morning sex anymore instead of night sex. >:(

This happens to everyone - must be mental and/or nerves.

Nothing sexier than fresh cut grass.

Feed her some grass before she gives you head the next time.

Disfunction junction with the male junk malfunction.

Holy shit that was the best sentence I've ever read

21...No. Just no.

#21 has the derp

#21 how did you come up with that? like really?... that's just, no...

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