By anonymous - 24/11/2015 19:38 - Switzerland - Unterageri

Spicy
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 097
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Same thing different taste

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it could be environmental. nothing to do with you. take your wife to the great outdoors for some nature rumbling/tumbling.

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If it only happened once, I'm sure its fine op (:

Well, it's good to catch these things early.

interesting bits to know about anatomy, testosterone levels are highest when you wake up giving you the most sex drive then, as you sre awake it steadily decreases meaning that in the twilight hours of when a women's libido is at its peak, a man's is at its lowest, they tend to be at around the same point at 4 pm. this message brought to you by science.

That explains why I only get morning sex anymore instead of night sex. >:(

This happens to everyone - must be mental and/or nerves.

sounds like your erections are pretty disfunctional!

Disfunction junction with the male junk malfunction.

PePziNL 20

Holy shit that was the best sentence I've ever read

it could be environmental. nothing to do with you. take your wife to the great outdoors for some nature rumbling/tumbling.

I would say you are probably fine. Everyone gets boners at weird times.

Maybe your wife should dress up as grass

Overcooked spaghetti… now I'm vaguely hungry and confused. Thanks a lot, OP.

olpally 32

What the ****? If it only happens just this once, I don't see it as a big problem... xD

overcooked spahetti turns hard after a while...