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Damn, that is some bad luck. But can't you train yourself to pass obstacles like this?
My favorite is Imodium and if it isn't that bad the occasional Pepto... I should probably see a doctor.~___~
just keep tums on u
Codename: Huggies
His good at what?
And you can probably deduct the diapers as a business expense, with a letter from your doctor.
She was referring to your misuse of the word your, thus her saying "his" instead of "he's". I had to say something.
It's smelly in here my dear Watson
Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when PI ***** comes for you? Bad boys...
No. Just no.
Once again; No. Just no. :)
Whatcha gonna do when they poo for you?
Looks more like a shitty comment *Removes shades*
If it's your job, you should find a way to relax. Kinda stinks, but a job's a job now a days. Don't really get how OP deserves it though. Not like he's intentionally ******** himself.
I think OP's getting YDIs for their choice of profession, or because their body's response implies that they're not good at their profession.
Idk about you, but I don't shit because I'm bad at my job.
For anyone wondering about my comment, 9 originally asked why OP was getting "YDI," before they changed their comment.
My comment still states that Idk how OP deserves it.
Ah, I didn't see that when I looked at it again. I don't know why my comment got thumbed down though, since I'm answering your query. I didn't say that's why I clicked YDI (in fact I clicked FYL), I'm just playing devil's advocate. People find truly stupid reasons to click YDI.
People will put YDI just be assholes. There are tons of FMLs where people do that.
Oh goodness. Maybe invest in a personal toilet?... One that fits in your pocket, and can be taken out when you need it?.... Too far? Ok I'm done
He's not Inspector Gadget. He can't just say "go go gadget toilet" and poof there's a tiny little potty for him when he's got the *****!
That wasn't sarcasm. Sarcastic comments have "sarcasm" written with little asterisks on both sides so everyone in FML world knows you were being sarcastic. That was just a bad comment.
What do anti-lock braking systems have to do with diarrhea? Or perhaps you meant IBS (irritable bowel syndrome)?
ABS is just the more severe version. Agonizing Butt Symptoms.
ABS...angry bowel syndrome.
Angry Bee Swarm
Full psychiatric work-up stat!!
Watch out, we got a badass over here.
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It's smelly in here my dear Watson
Damn, that is some bad luck. But can't you train yourself to pass obstacles like this?