Couldn't you just take some training or pills, OP?

I meant to comment not reply, apologies.

My favorite is Imodium and if it isn't that bad the occasional Pepto... I should probably see a doctor.~___~

OP seems to have no problems "passing obstacles." Teehee.

Yeah, let me know how that works for your diarrhea

Try becoming an honest private eye, if such a thing even exists.

Codename: Huggies

His good at what?

investigating privates

And you can probably deduct the diapers as a business expense, with a letter from your doctor.

She was referring to your misuse of the word your, thus her saying "his" instead of "he's". I had to say something.

No. Just no.

Yes. Just yes B-)

Once again; No. Just no. :)

Once again... Yes, just yes B-)

Whatcha gonna do when they poo for you?

I think OP's getting YDIs for their choice of profession, or because their body's response implies that they're not good at their profession.

Idk about you, but I don't shit because I'm bad at my job.

Oh no, is that not normal? I should probably get checked out.

For anyone wondering about my comment, 9 originally asked why OP was getting "YDI," before they changed their comment.

My comment still states that Idk how OP deserves it.

Ah, I didn't see that when I looked at it again. I don't know why my comment got thumbed down though, since I'm answering your query. I didn't say that's why I clicked YDI (in fact I clicked FYL), I'm just playing devil's advocate. People find truly stupid reasons to click YDI.

People will put YDI just be assholes. There are tons of FMLs where people do that.

He's not Inspector Gadget. He can't just say "go go gadget toilet" and poof there's a tiny little potty for him when he's got the shits!

62- I wasn't being serious when I made the comment. I've also concluded that the form of sarcasm used in my original comment was not widely accepted by the FML community. Lesson learned.

That wasn't sarcasm. Sarcastic comments have "sarcasm" written with little asterisks on both sides so everyone in FML world knows you were being sarcastic. That was just a bad comment.

You mean IBS right? Unless this ABS stands for something in the medical field, and I just didn't know it yet?

What do anti-lock braking systems have to do with diarrhea? Or perhaps you meant IBS (irritable bowel syndrome)?

ABS is just the more severe version. Agonizing Butt Symptoms.

ABS...angry bowel syndrome.

Angry Bee Swarm

Abnormal Bowel Secretions as I'm guessing he hadn't been diagnosed with IBS yet.

Full psychiatric work-up stat!!