Sneaky

By Justin 'Cuntface' Bieber III - 14/06/2015 13:41 - United States - Jersey Shore

Today, at the supermarket, a woman came up to me and said I looked just like her son, who was killed in Afghanistan. She tearfully asked if she could hug me "one last time." It was a little weird, but I let her. Ten minutes later, at the checkout, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
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amanda182 19

Wow, she is good.

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hellnosucka 27

I'm both impressed and concerned. mostly impressed though.

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amanda182 19

Wow, she is good.

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ScarredVox92 16

She's good, but it pisses me off that she would use that. Totally disrespectful.

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fuckedPriceless 17

ain't no rest for the wicked, #60

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mds9986 24

If this was me I wouldn't even be mad, that's amazing.

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Drosophila82 18

True dat

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amanda182 19

#60 i agree that it's disrespectful, I am married to a soldier, and he laughed and this as well but said its ****** up. Some people are just desperate.. And assholes.

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Joseph24689 14

Money don't grow on trees

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linnysy 14

I'm sorry OP! Report it to the cops!

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Brandi_Faith 33

I agree op needs to report it. Then they may be able to look at surveillance tapes and have an idea of what she looks like. She may already be in their databases or on their radar.

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Honest_Guy 10

Sucks to be you, I hope you somehow got it back...

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bl865ood 17

there's a button for that

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JocelynKaulitz 28

#66, There's no button for OP to get their wallet back. I checked.

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razoray9 22

Are you sure #96 because according to Jake from State Farm it pays to double check.

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TheGolfGTI 24

Well Op, I bet that's the last time you let that happen.

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Marshmallowjello 22

Although I do hope that something like this does not happen to op again, I also hope that op continues to make an attempt to be kind and helpful towards others. What op did was amazing, and I'm sincerely sorry that it was just a hoax.

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gunzerker 8

I thought op was going to say she conned him into paying for her groceries.

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achoo123 13

Well in a way she kind of did.

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Sam_Dchi 23

you still remember that one?

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MrConcise 34

#40 - I do, I do!~

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muarif 19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Dswank620 18

I don't think he deserved this at all, he was just trying to be kind, bad things like this happens to good people all too often

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hellnosucka 27

I'm both impressed and concerned. mostly impressed though.

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brookiee527 13

Your profile picture makes me happy

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gracehi 31

It also goes perfectly with the comment. I can totally hear Ron Swanson saying that.

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Dick_diamond 22

Makes you lose faith in humanity, doesn't it? People suck.. That's why I prefer animals

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CoGhostRider 31

But that's illegal....

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daisylokes 16

#23 nasty.

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vikky538 28

Remember. Humans are social animals

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itsalanis 24

I find it a little upsetting that people use emotions of those sorts to commit crimes. Humans nowadays... :c

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TheSgLeader 21

You have to watch out for people like that. Some people have the nerve to pawn people like that. I hope Karma gets you back for being thoughtful enough to let her hug you. Good luck, OP

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deathshead 19

I'm leaning more to karma getting her for being a bitch

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