By -.- - United Kingdom - Epsom
Today, my dad found out that I'm a member on a bodybuilding forum and decided to join it too. It's only been a few hours, but he's already told everyone that he's my dad, posted that I'm a "total pussy in real life", and questioned my sexuality. Thanks. FML
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Don't fight fire with fire, OP.

Point out that he's a brand new account, and accuse him of trolling and flaming. Try to get him banned. Deny, deny, deny. Remember, it's the internet, which means chances are he can't prove it's true. Plus, you've been there longer, which means that you've got more credibility.

  oddities  |  20

#33, you want OP to do the nasty with his mother to "get back" at his dad? I highly doubt OP has an Oedipus complex and sleeping with someone's wife as revenge is incredibly immature in the first place, sleeping with your mother to get back at your dad is worse.

  iBanana  |  17

Fight muscle with muscle.....? Oh, I forgot. Just because it's a bodybuilder forum doesn't mean OP builds bodies. Is that like a new form of construction working? Body building... Hmm, I'll have to look into that.. Can you build beautiful women?


Maybe, but I feel as though if he's deliberately making fun of him that
Maybe their relationship is somewhat strained and that his father might not know how to deal with this situation and like you said took the joke too far

  isuckwithnames  |  22

I see where he is coming from. My dad would intentionally aggravate me further when I am already am, that's fine i do the same thing, but joining a website and insulting your son just for the hell of it is a giant dick thing to do.

  oddities  |  20

#77, no, that was sarcasm because it's a ridiculous case that would [most likely] never be taken even semi seriously by a lawyer. Sometimes you have to think into my sarcasm a little but that's a token minority with my sarcasm yet only 4 people regularly get when I'm being sarcastic.

  threer  |  30

Saying "I think I know a lawyer that can help with that." Is a joke. Saying "Yes, because lawyers love to be on terrible cases." is sarcasm. Sarcasm is pretty broad and hateful. Jokes are simple, specific, and generally neutral-natured. Get a handle!

By  skittyskatbrat  |  19

Oh, that sucks. :-( It would only be a YDI if you were bragging and lying on the forum and he's called you on it. Might be time to find an evil site... I recommend telling him that you don't like the parties available, and that you want to join a party that says "when given lemons for politicians, make lemonade!" You think it could really help out, and that he should join lemonparty . org too.
WARNING, that's not work/kid safe. But he'll back off for a bit.... :D Once he's un-traumatized.
Search for shock websites. There are some really good ones out there that have "neutral" names. Then laugh about your Dad falling for those links in the body building forum....

  greg84_fml  |  21

I had no clue what he was talking about either until I read and then it all made sense. He's basically saying he should get his dad to visit the site. The first picture is very disturbing. Although it might confirm the Dad's thoughts about OP's sexuality.