By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 847
You deserved it 4 034

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

You're next.

aubama_fml 15

here's your breakfast master.


XDsmileyDX_fml 24

You're next.

I'd like to think this wasn't a threat, but a kitty-cat version of a Valentine. Waking up with a caress to breakfast in bed wouldn't be a bad thing to a fellow cat :P

actually to cats when they bring you a died animal such as a mouse they see it as a present peace offering so in the cats eyes it was doing a good thing something it thought friends do

I thought cats giving humans their catch means they think the human can't care for him/herself and needs help.

The other day my cat brought in a beheaded rat and put it on my bed, if he dangled that over my head I'd be halfway down the block in the next second!

kikimonole 13

I don't know why #65 has negative votes when they're correct. Cats bring you dead animals not as a peace offering, but because they believe that you are helpless like a kitten and therefore believe that they must hunt for you. Dogs are the ones that give it to you as a gift...

It's true. Cats bring food to their people to feed them. It's because they care about you and your survival, not really a 'gift" in the way we think of a gift. It is the ultimate way for a cat to show you it cares about you. Accept it graciously.

thats disgusting! how big was it?

Damian95 16

I wanna respond with, "that's what she said" so badly but that would be immature and I'd get down voted.

Observation: FML commenters have an appreciation for foresight. Interesting!

How is that even sweet?

lollypop30001 19

What your pussy wanted to show you some love.

DKjazz 20

Every single cat related FML. EVERY single one.

They always go for the easiest possible joke or pun.

aubama_fml 15

here's your breakfast master.

Bloody and twitching to prove that it's fresh.

MermaidAnnariea 10

more like "you're a terrible hunter. eat this before you starve, dumbass."

He brought you a present

Yea, your cat loves you! Be happy

The cat is female, it says her. Js

16 whats that got to do with anything?

I don't wanna like #5'a comment coz it's at 69 likes teehee :3

He probably was expecting some praise

aww look, he doesn't want you to starve.

Altie 13

Your cat is kind enough to share her breakfast with you.

Seems like Tom finally got to him

whiteboy896 9

You men Jerry finally got to him, so he killed him.

My memory might be playing tricks on me, but wasn't Tom the Cat and Jerry the Mouse? Correct me if I'm wrong.

Tom was the cat & Jerry was the mouse

Dumbass. Tom was the cat.