Stage 5 clinger

OP should do the same thing at her husbands job.

15 - He's a professional creeper, she'd just give him away if she did that

He just wants to make sure he doesn't rear end you with his own personal truck.;)

Haha give him something to creep about.

newlyweds....

That is one scary looking Sponge Bob.

16, so professional that he gets caught...

66 - I never said he was good at it

I'm pretty sure that's what professional means...

Wait, is he doing the creep? "hawwwwwwwww" (:

well at least he cares about u...

He's jealous

38- you have a good point. Some jealousy is alright but in this case seems a bit unnecessary.

Maybe he's been watching too much porn

def a little overboard, unless she cheated in past or said the new cute trainee or something like that

so is having sex with the trainee

So are you

Haha that was mean

26 - Who took a neon shit in your cornflakes?

Din

24 - I thought that said trannie.... I lol'd for no reason.

that is too

Oh, I'm sure the new guy thought that OP had an extra shadow that was both male and sentient.

Lol. Thats true.

Lol. Thats true.

There is no point in wearing two watches

77 - sure there is, you can compare the two times and if they are different, take the avereage as being the 'real' time. OR if they are showing different times you can point to the slower one to argue that you were right on time for work and then use the faster one to determine when to leave work :-)

so you need to hide the trainee, hide yourself and hide period because he's stalking errybody out there

You don't have to come and confess; you're already here. We can still see you. We can see you.

He can run and tell that run and tell that home home home home homeboy

Why all the homes 68?

#71, it's part of the song :)

Oh, aha sorry I've only seen the actual video. (: