By HomeImprover - 02/11/2016 17:34
The Top
By jaimpastaggle - 06/10/2016 14:24 - France
By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 11:29 - Canada
Face, meet palm.
By Anonymous - 28/09/2017 18:27
EarthsMightiestHeroes tells us more.
Good start
By Paperboy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Ilijas
By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10
By jamjamy - 26/12/2008 04:53 - France
Detailed
By tango-c - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Parker
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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States
By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London
Nice to see you too
By mcfatty - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - India - Bangalore
By lizim353 - 22/07/2016 03:40 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews
lizim353 tells us more.
OP here. You're exactly right, it's like a humid and muggy kind of heat, even in Scotland... :')
Do not pass Go
By andjusticeforall - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus
This is rage bait, surely?
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By maaaryy - 07/01/2009 05:53 - France
By Anonymous - 26/09/2018 17:30 - United Kingdom - London
Prank [GONE WRONG] [GONE SEXUAL]
By Mintspice - 19/12/2018 12:00 - United States
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By Soso96 - 08/08/2010 23:20 - Algeria
Funky
By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg
Not awkward at all
By Krystl - 18/09/2016 16:35 - Australia
By dannidoll93 - 15/06/2016 11:56 - United Kingdom - Redhill
dannidoll93 tells us more.
Hi everyone-OP here. In answer to some of the questions: - My backpack is silver and pretty small. I use it instead of a handbag because I'm prone to losing bags that aren't strapped to me through putting them down and leaving them places. - The date was pretty standard- drinks and a meal at a cool bar. Nothing crazy in the backpack! - The doors are curved on the tubes here. In addition, we were literally packed in so close that I could have had full intercourse with like 5 strangers where I was standing. I thought I was clear of the door but apparently not. I laughed it off and she was very sympathetic. My head feels okay now but I did have a bit of a headache for a while! - Other than that, we had a fun date but we didn't really click and we've agreed to just be friends. Thanks for all the comments!
By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 05:55 - United States - San Francisco
By lonely - 08/09/2018 22:00
Go for it, Susan!
By NotHungryAnymore - 01/03/2016 15:46 - United States - Rochester
By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico
By Baby Face - 16/01/2017 15:03
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Hi guys! OP here, I had an account before but got locked out of it, and now I just created a new one. Basically, it was him and half the class versus the other half, and since his half was full of loud athletic kids, he "won" the argument (meaning my Comp teacher was sick of our shit). He busted out the globe to show us flight paths, which was his main (and the more I think about it... his only) argument for Flat Earth. The debate has died down, thank God, but I fear the day someone manages to set him off again and he starts screaming about "the government lying to us about the shape of the planet!!".