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By tango-c - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Parker
By tango-c - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Parker
By lifeis4me - 24/09/2018 22:38
By Erasmus - 27/10/2008 03:27 - France
By JWags - 04/12/2018 05:00
By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 04:40 - United States - Monroe
By cacheson - 15/04/2017 19:45
Ok, followup: cat is fine. She had to stay at the hospital overnight with IV fluids to flush out her system. Also, anyone who understands how picky cats are about what they eat would be surprised that a cat would even consider chocolate food... including the emergency vet, who had never seen a case of a cat eating chocolate in her entire 15 years, simply because cats are not supposed to be dumb enough to try eating it. She had also left said bowl of chocolates (which was up on a high shelf) alone for about three months already, so I had no reason to think she would go after it. Needless to say, I now keep all food items out of reach and sight, regardless of what they are. Since the incident, some of her favorite foods I have discovered (that I mostly try desperately to keep her from eating): tomatoes, peanuts, ice cream, raw sugar snap peas (and other veggies), hair, cardboard, string, rubber bands, and cat litter. The best part? After all that, she doesn't believe that kitty treat tuna flakes are food. Too much like paper...?
By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States
By Anonymous - 28/09/2017 18:27
Hi guys! OP here, I had an account before but got locked out of it, and now I just created a new one. Basically, it was him and half the class versus the other half, and since his half was full of loud athletic kids, he "won" the argument (meaning my Comp teacher was sick of our shit). He busted out the globe to show us flight paths, which was his main (and the more I think about it... his only) argument for Flat Earth. The debate has died down, thank God, but I fear the day someone manages to set him off again and he starts screaming about "the government lying to us about the shape of the planet!!".
By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London
By Paperboy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Ilijas
By mcfatty - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - India - Bangalore
By lizim353 - 22/07/2016 03:40 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews
OP here. You're exactly right, it's like a humid and muggy kind of heat, even in Scotland... :')
By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus
By Sorry not sorry - 13/04/2024 20:00 - United States
By Monkeyspank - 26/01/2017 22:00
By Anonymous - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States
By Itchy - 28/02/2017 18:00
By Anonymous - 10/03/2017 14:00 - United States - Voorheesville
By Soso96 - 08/08/2010 23:20 - Algeria
By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 02:00
By Krystl - 18/09/2016 16:35 - Australia
By dannidoll93 - 15/06/2016 11:56 - United Kingdom - Redhill
Hi everyone-OP here. In answer to some of the questions: - My backpack is silver and pretty small. I use it instead of a handbag because I'm prone to losing bags that aren't strapped to me through putting them down and leaving them places. - The date was pretty standard- drinks and a meal at a cool bar. Nothing crazy in the backpack! - The doors are curved on the tubes here. In addition, we were literally packed in so close that I could have had full intercourse with like 5 strangers where I was standing. I thought I was clear of the door but apparently not. I laughed it off and she was very sympathetic. My head feels okay now but I did have a bit of a headache for a while! - Other than that, we had a fun date but we didn't really click and we've agreed to just be friends. Thanks for all the comments!
By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 05:55 - United States - San Francisco
By Redhead - 22/08/2018 06:00
By Anonymous - 26/09/2018 17:30 - United Kingdom - London
By NotHungryAnymore - 01/03/2016 15:46 - United States - Rochester
By Mintspice - 19/12/2018 12:00 - United States
By Steephx0 - 22/03/2017 02:00
By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg
By Sarge9774 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
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OP here. Yeah, I understand that facial expression is part of being a performer. My problem was that she never said anything to me before (no warning). Also, there’s a bunch of my peers don’t sing at all or they’re just playing/laughing, yet they have A’s