Health, Insects, Scary and Phobias: Free glasses for all

Free glasses for all

By Kat - 12/02/2022 12:01 - New Zealand - Gisborne

Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 February 2022 1:38

At least the cicada didn't get away with your very expensive sunglasses. Sounds like a robbery gone bad.

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 12 February 2022 2:53

The beginning of this FML made me picture a hanging skeleton slowly getting sun-bleached. A cool skeleton with shades.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 February 2022 1:38

At least the cicada didn't get away with your very expensive sunglasses. Sounds like a robbery gone bad.

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 12 February 2022 2:53

The beginning of this FML made me picture a hanging skeleton slowly getting sun-bleached. A cool skeleton with shades.

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