By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 561
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Not really sure a pizza should be driving to begin with.

I really hope you didn't get hurt too bad, but also I can't stop laughing at you name!

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I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're okay, and the police can work everything out.

I really hope you didn't get hurt too bad, but also I can't stop laughing at you name!

I'm sorry to hear that, op. I hope you're all right, and that they find your car. shit like this is why I always carry a weapon.

I would

If I had a gun and someone carjacked me, fuck yea I would shoot them. (Not saying I would wanna kill them tho) They have it coming and I don't see how a thief deserves empathy... do stupid things, deal with the consequences tbh.

They didn't say the weapon they carried was a gun. Plus, just having a gun or other weapon would deter most people, without having to actually pull the trigger.

Statistically speaking you're more likely to get the gun taken off you and shot with it then you managing to get a shot off at the carjacker. You're safer not having one, funnily enough. Sucks, but a car isn't worth your life. Unfortunately this guy got the double whammy; theft and injury,

This is why Americans scare me. Your obsession with guns and violence. Is a car worth the possibility of getting killed over if the carjacker has a gun or another weapon.

And this is why the rest of the world scares me. You're willingness to just roll over and let criminals have their way, instead of giving them what they have coming.

If someone attempted to carjack me, you're damn right I'd kill him/her.

Sounds like something out of Grand Theft Auto

they have pizzas driving in gta? I might buy it now.

That's so jacked up, it would have driven me fucking crazy. The police will probably be pretty gassed tracking down both culprits though

Whoa! Way too much buddy.

Hopefully the police will help. I hope they catch both of them

Not really sure a pizza should be driving to begin with.

Especially a gluten free one

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#7 That was very good, give yourself a 100 points and take the rest of the day off.

That's racist.

I'm sorry about what happened, but I love the Impractical Jokers reference in your name!

Now you know how GTA characters feel like.

wait. you were hit by a car but ok enough with everything that happened that your posting on here? must not have hit you very hard

You messed your comment up just enough for Alan to comment on it. You have my respect *tips fedora*

You're definitely new here...