A+ for Effort

By Anonymous - 14/02/2017 22:40 - United States - Monroe

Today, being Valentine's Day, I went all out for my wife with flowers, a candlelit dinner, and tickets to a broadway show. The flowers arrived dead, the dinner sucked, and my wife hated the show. Afterwards, I tried to be intimate, but apparently I smelled like a shart trapped in a pant leg. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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Suddenly, my Valentines Day of a microwave frozen dinner, watching news of the unraveling of the Trump disaster presidency and Internet porn suddenly doesn't feel like the worst there was. I might fire up an extra Hot Pocket!

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SlugsOnDrugs 13
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You couldn't have foreseen or prevented any of that! Well except maybe your smell... hopefully she appreciates your thoughtfulness though!

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edmunson 22
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You tried...was she that ungrateful? Her loss!

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Catdragon 40
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how could you ever be grateful for ass smell?

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rivenrock 14
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Did he even smell or is he just describing her facial expression when she knocked him back.

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SlugsOnDrugs 13
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You couldn't have foreseen or prevented any of that! Well except maybe your smell... hopefully she appreciates your thoughtfulness though!

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abut95 8

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RichardPencil 30
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Suddenly, my Valentines Day of a microwave frozen dinner, watching news of the unraveling of the Trump disaster presidency and Internet porn suddenly doesn't feel like the worst there was. I might fire up an extra Hot Pocket!

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shortcake563 21

I'd definitely call the company you ordered ur flowers from and b!tch that's bs and u deserve ur money back for those!

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dietcoke09 25

Valentine's Day isn't the only day of the year you get to be romantic. It's a sweet gesture. I'm sure she knows she's lucky. Make it up to her later! ;) (after you shower)

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rivenrock 14
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I really don't understand people that can't just laugh off a night like that. You tried, OP, and that should matter.

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Luxxi 18
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Aww, she should really appreciate all that you tried to do to make it a great Valentine's Day!

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marcranger 28
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This is at least 75% YLIF. I'm reserving judgment on the last 25 until we know why you smelled like a trapped shart, however.

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