Today, my sister decided that it would be a great idea to give...

By Monkeyspank - 26/01/2017 22:00

Today, my sister decided that it would be a great idea to give my almost two-year-old son some strong black coffee. FML

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acmariner99 25

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Thursday 26 January 2017 22:12

I'm very curious about the outcome to this

aggoden_bed 9

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Friday 20 January 2017 7:48

<p>At least she didn't give him red bull. </p>

CrazyJolteon 0

Friday 20 January 2017 5:03

Rip your energy

dmb1998 0

Friday 20 January 2017 5:06

It actually helps them to be less hyper

WhatHappenedToIt 22

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Thursday 26 January 2017 22:30

that's only for children who have hyperactivity it will calm them down sometimes.

Arashikage 18

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Friday 27 January 2017 5:04

I think you're missing a "U" in your username between the D and the M

ThrottleJockey 34

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Friday 20 January 2017 5:34

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worldclassrager 39

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Friday 27 January 2017 4:24

The hut?

aggoden_bed 9

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Friday 20 January 2017 7:48

<p>At least she didn't give him red bull. </p>

diisneygirl 2

Thursday 26 January 2017 22:09

Wow. Why would she do that?

acmariner99 25

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Thursday 26 January 2017 22:12

I'm very curious about the outcome to this

samwilliams800 28

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Friday 27 January 2017 15:30

The kid will be wired for about a day and a half. At least that's what happened when my sister gave coffee to her friend's kids at that age.

602offroad 12

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Thursday 26 January 2017 22:35

The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup.

jessmakesamess 9

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Friday 27 January 2017 5:17

*sippy cup

worldclassrager 39

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Thursday 26 January 2017 22:40

Kids already have enough energy...unless a caffeine crash was intended so she could relax...

katherinerose89 9

Thursday 26 January 2017 23:17

She should have asked but if it helps, black coffee has less caffeine and it'll probably help him poop ??

Regulate 21

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Thursday 26 January 2017 23:27

Coffee is a placebo.

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