By Itchy - 28/02/2017 18:00
The Top
By Anonymous - 10/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Voorheesville
By cacheson - 15/04/2017 19:45
cacheson tells us more.
By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States
By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London
Nice to see you too
By mcfatty - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - India - Bangalore
Entrapment
By Anonymous - 04/11/2017 05:00
By lizim353 - 22/07/2016 03:40 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews
lizim353 tells us more.
OP here. You're exactly right, it's like a humid and muggy kind of heat, even in Scotland... :')
By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus
By jamjamy - 26/12/2008 04:53 - France
Go for it, Susan!
By NotHungryAnymore - 01/03/2016 15:46 - United States - Rochester
Prank [GONE WRONG] [GONE SEXUAL]
By Mintspice - 19/12/2018 06:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 02:00
Not awkward at all
By Krystl - 18/09/2016 16:35 - Australia
By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 11:29 - Canada
Face, meet palm.
By Anonymous - 28/09/2017 18:27
EarthsMightiestHeroes tells us more.
Hi guys! OP here, I had an account before but got locked out of it, and now I just created a new one. Basically, it was him and half the class versus the other half, and since his half was full of loud athletic kids, he "won" the argument (meaning my Comp teacher was sick of our shit). He busted out the globe to show us flight paths, which was his main (and the more I think about it... his only) argument for Flat Earth. The debate has died down, thank God, but I fear the day someone manages to set him off again and he starts screaming about "the government lying to us about the shape of the planet!!".
By dannidoll93 - 15/06/2016 11:56 - United Kingdom - Redhill
dannidoll93 tells us more.
Hi everyone-OP here. In answer to some of the questions: - My backpack is silver and pretty small. I use it instead of a handbag because I'm prone to losing bags that aren't strapped to me through putting them down and leaving them places. - The date was pretty standard- drinks and a meal at a cool bar. Nothing crazy in the backpack! - The doors are curved on the tubes here. In addition, we were literally packed in so close that I could have had full intercourse with like 5 strangers where I was standing. I thought I was clear of the door but apparently not. I laughed it off and she was very sympathetic. My head feels okay now but I did have a bit of a headache for a while! - Other than that, we had a fun date but we didn't really click and we've agreed to just be friends. Thanks for all the comments!
By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 05:55 - United States - San Francisco
By maaaryy - 07/01/2009 05:53 - France
By Anonymous - 17/03/2016 13:21 - Netherlands - Ottersum
By in pain and tardy - 11/03/2016 23:00 - United States - Easthampton
By Anonymous - 26/09/2018 16:30 - United Kingdom - London
Where's the justice?
By Skazzy3 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wheeeeeee!
By womanoski - 20/02/2016 17:56 - United States - Fishers
By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico
By hail - 27/12/2018 20:00
By Steephx0 - 22/03/2017 02:00
By Ugh - 13/12/2016 14:39
Wars of the Stars
By Sarge9774 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By Naulwenn - 23/06/2016 04:25 - France - Groslay
Keywords
Ok, followup: cat is fine. She had to stay at the hospital overnight with IV fluids to flush out her system. Also, anyone who understands how picky cats are about what they eat would be surprised that a cat would even consider chocolate food... including the emergency vet, who had never seen a case of a cat eating chocolate in her entire 15 years, simply because cats are not supposed to be dumb enough to try eating it. She had also left said bowl of chocolates (which was up on a high shelf) alone for about three months already, so I had no reason to think she would go after it. Needless to say, I now keep all food items out of reach and sight, regardless of what they are. Since the incident, some of her favorite foods I have discovered (that I mostly try desperately to keep her from eating): tomatoes, peanuts, ice cream, raw sugar snap peas (and other veggies), hair, cardboard, string, rubber bands, and cat litter. The best part? After all that, she doesn't believe that kitty treat tuna flakes are food. Too much like paper...?