WORLD Algeria Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump. It hurts. FML I agree, your life sucks 392 I agree, your life sucks 392 You deserved it 223 You deserved it 223 3 0 7 32 By Soso96 - / Sunday 8 August 2010 23:20 / Algeria
By emh86 | 14 #6704150 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 11:30 Guess you didn't pick a winner this time Send a private message 63 5 Reply
By ahabsfan | 12 #6704157 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 12:25 You couldn't have picked a worse time. Send a private message 42 1 Reply
By emh86 | 14 #6704150 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 11:30 Guess you didn't pick a winner this time Send a private message 63 5 Reply
By Rabite | 27 #6704151 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 11:37 In school they told us not to drink something while driving as a passenger since the driver could brake and we would get hit in the face with the bottle. Way to get paranoid but things like this kind of make it true D: Send a private message 35 0 Reply
By Daniel20166 | 7 #6704155 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 12:22 Did you get it out? Send a private message 3 6 Reply
By dannidoll93 | 24 #6704156 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 12:25 Ouch... hope you keep your nails short. 25 0 Reply
By ahabsfan | 12 #6704157 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 12:25 You couldn't have picked a worse time. Send a private message 42 1 Reply
By xxDeeStar | 27 #6704158 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 12:34 A 2010 FML. Wow. Send a private message 12 5 Reply
Reply syki | 22 #6704162 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 12:39 It's a World FML. Those don't always get translated as soon as they're posted. Send a private message 23 0 Reply
Reply Emma_fml | 11 #6704164 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 12:45 Indeed syki! Send a private message Reply
Reply xxDeeStar | 27 #6704202 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 16:36 Oh that's cool #6, I never knew that. It makes sense now aha. Thanks! Send a private message 10 0 Reply
Reply Lalala579121 | 27 #6704331 - Thursday 20 October 2016 7:58 Look the FML commenters are being nice and explaining it so that Alan doesn't have to. Send a private message 5 0 Reply
Reply gamermonster | 34 #6704339 - Thursday 20 October 2016 8:41 #25 such is the nature of this community :) Send a private message 1 0 Reply
By feme_fatale | 19 #6704175 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 13:16 I guess that will drive the message not to pick your nose home? Send a private message 4 2 Reply
By daidax_238 | 26 #6704185 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 14:13 You nasty Send a private message 5 5 Reply
Reply cuz803 | 31 #6704203 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 16:46 I'm sure pretty much everyone has done this Send a private message 5 0 Reply
Reply scyth3s | 13 #6704273 - Thursday 20 October 2016 3:15 Can confirm. majority of people do. Some more than others. Send a private message 3 0 Reply
By cuz803 | 31 #6704189 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 14:48 Well, all attention should be at the road so ydi Send a private message 1 12 Reply
Reply sirrubberduckie | 33 #6704216 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 18:08 As a passenger? Send a private message 5 0 Reply
Reply cuz803 | 31 #6704257 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 20:42 sorry I comprehended this FML wrong Send a private message 2 5 Reply
By ab290 | 10 #6704201 - Wednesday 19 October 2016 16:11 Just be glad u wrnt picking somewhere else :D Send a private message 4 2 Reply
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