Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said, "Girls don't wear deodorant." He actually believed that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one, he responded with, "That's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML
Today, I woke this morning to my girlfriend asking me how many calories are in her deodorant. FML
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
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mukduk 21
How did he not notice all of the women's deodorant right next to the men's deodorant in the store?
lulinator 40
Well, it's true. We don't sweat, burp, or fart.
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lulinator 40
Well, it's true. We don't sweat, burp, or fart.
NotDarkKnight 27
Girls also dont poop or vomit. They puke and shit.
Iarla_ceapaire93 24
Apparently you do lift though!
CoGhostRider 31
Or have anything named clit or ****** it's all a myth.
Hop6e 22
Gawd sometimes yes. Today I definitely felt the vomit part.
Saxicolous 27
No, you felt the puke part
brycemash 9
This reminds me of that South Park episode where they find the ********
Jonkbaby 23
haha #1 your pic goes along with this fml pretty good
mukduk 21
How did he not notice all of the women's deodorant right next to the men's deodorant in the store?
brezzyanna 17
Maybe he thought it was for guys that want to smell pretty?
sherriie 7
how about the commercial... didn't he notice them
delfino1604 24
cuz his mommy bought his deodorant until the day he got married
quackImapenguin 16
I'm pretty sure they don't usually put the mens and womens deodorant next to each other in the store. Deodorant that is marketed towards women is generally more expensive (with no difference in quality or ingredients- except different smells) and they don't want women to notice and buy the mens deodorant instead for fear of losing their profit.
ShowMeKay 20
#57 - Men's and women's deodorant are almost always beside each other, because it falls under the same section and makes sense to be together. Do you really think stores separate out an aisle for each gender's deodorant because women are sheep that get lured into purchasing men's deodorant so long as it's in plain sight? And that stores "lose" money on men's deodorant sales? You sound as ignorant as OP's husband.
Welshite 40
Of course girls don't wear deodorant. They mash flowers and shove the resulting goo under their armpits.
Exaspera 55
Well, we obviously never sweat! Was this guy only raised with brothers?
alex_622 22
I wonder if he knows are farts are flower scented too...
TheMathMajor 26
*our
alex_622 22
Yeah I realized that after the time ran out -_-
TheMathMajor 26
No big deal it happens :)
Sunflower1919 19
I would love to know his reaction the first time he finds you taking a poo.
Eyeslick 33
Haha you're funny! That'll never happen, girls don't poo!
fakedsincerity 32
We do, but it's rainbow coloured and glittery and smells of roses.
MidnaLink 35
…If only, that'd be awesome!
876t786t6oi 12
Give this guy a reward
Lexipants 21
For what? Being an ignorant dumbass?
GodOfRiverFalls 1
We hereby nominate the "Clueless" reward to OP's husband!
Malecent 13
#23 Why insult someone for not knowing a fact?
leogachi 15
Because it's such an obvious fact. If it were something like how many Jupiters can fit inside the sun we could understand. This, however, is just sad.
876t786t6oi 12
Take a joke bitch...
graceface1031 7
You should stop wearing it and see what he thinks then!
Schala360 27
He sounds awesome
joelp232 17
seems like he saw you as the perfect woman