By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 07:11 - United States
  Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML
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  ayleyyasuko  |  0

he was probably going to say that to anyone who was in there no matter what their junk size was. babyteen kids think that stuff is funny.

no worries, OP. if nothing else, your wife probably thinks you have a bombastic personality despite your Weimar.

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  dudeitsdanny  |  9

^^^

Not really. That sounds like a closet case, hahaha. I don't look at other guys' dicks, but I don't close my eyes when I go into a bathroom or lockerroom, or when I watch a movie that happens to have male nudity. Seeing a dick won't kill me or make me gay, lol.

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  xavier1623  |  4

And scream DOES IT FEEL SMALL NOW?!

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  xavier1623  |  4

Mine? xD

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  KebbyWebby  |  9

That’s some pedofile/rapist ass shit! You need your head checked out.

By  DoubleEdgedBlade  |  4

The kid's just self-conscious. He didn't have the balls to whip it out for a full size comparison. My Rule: If you're going to make fun of someone's size, you have to prove yours is bigger first.