FML : Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed,...

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Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 December 2010 07:11 / United States

Intimacy

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By thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#1890469 - Saturday 25 December 2010 17:00

You should have peed on him.

By rofflewaffle | 9

#1890479 - Saturday 25 December 2010 17:01

Hopefully you're just a grower, not a shower. At least you don't go around looking at other dudes' dicks like that kid.

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By thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#1890469 - Saturday 25 December 2010 17:00

You should have peed on him.

crabgass | 3

#1890500 - Saturday 25 December 2010 17:04

kids say the darndest things

shiv0323 | 0

#1890865 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:03

im a kid and they are really imature

ayleyyasuko | 0

#1891289 - Saturday 25 December 2010 21:42

he was probably going to say that to anyone who was in there no matter what their junk size was. babyteen kids think that stuff is funny.

no worries, OP. if nothing else, your wife probably thinks you have a bombastic personality despite your Weimar.

Alzied | 0

#1891371 - Saturday 25 December 2010 22:23

No he shoulda grabbed him by the back of his head, inserted his mini penis into his mouth, and finished peeing.

chelsea2388 | 0

#1892535 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:33

wow lol

FAILml | 7

#1892945 - Sunday 26 December 2011 14:46

47- my friend's father did that to him. the father got in jail for 2 years. and btw ur pp is gay, looks like bruno -_-

MariahB | 0

#1894333 - Monday 27 December 2011 2:17

hahah heck yes!

TheVariableX | 0

#1898692 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 1:12

Well I think it says something that he had to go into a stall to pee. I'm assumeing he peed.

ProfessionalTrol_fml | 14

#4541403 - Friday 8 June 2012 20:23

Just wait till it gets hard

By rofflewaffle | 9

#1890479 - Saturday 25 December 2010 17:01

Hopefully you're just a grower, not a shower. At least you don't go around looking at other dudes' dicks like that kid.

UrTheWorstCharac | 0

#1891088 - Saturday 25 December 2010 20:09

Lol. Touché!

felipe87 | 2

#1891466 - Saturday 25 December 2010 23:32

yea that kid must have been gay, straight guys do everything they can to keep from seeing another guys stuff.

dudeitsdanny | 9

#1891935 - Sunday 26 December 2011 3:38

^^^

Not really. That sounds like a closet case, hahaha. I don't look at other guys' dicks, but I don't close my eyes when I go into a bathroom or lockerroom, or when I watch a movie that happens to have male nudity. Seeing a dick won't kill me or make me gay, lol.

phorcep | 0

#1896145 - Monday 27 December 2011 14:00

Protip: "not closing your eyes" and "staring at a guy's dick while he's pissing" aren't the same thing.

By SabyTheDevil | 0

#1890487 - Saturday 25 December 2010 17:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

IMA_CoolCat | 0

#1890891 - Saturday 25 December 2010 19:17

LOL^

By Anteezy | 7

#1890504 - Saturday 25 December 2010 17:04

Woah he broke the urinal rule, never look down.
Kids these days...

bagginzy | 14

#1902136 - Wednesday 29 December 2011 4:19

That kid will be gay I know it

By TungstenLildog | 10

#1890511 - Saturday 25 December 2010 17:06

He was going to say that no matter who was in there when he walked in.

pedosmurf | 7

#4202739 - Friday 23 March 2012 1:44

Not if the guy was black

By xyadove | 8

#1890523 - Saturday 25 December 2010 17:07

probably a dare

dickamaru | 0

#1892560 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:52

nope it's the retardation of that kid

By cole86 | 0

#1890529 - Saturday 25 December 2010 17:08

do him in the ass

xavier1623 | 4

#1890743 - Saturday 25 December 2010 18:17

And scream DOES IT FEEL SMALL NOW?!

charlesnk7 | 0

#1890846 - Saturday 25 December 2010 18:59

lmao thats funny

xbassplayax | 0

#1893067 - Sunday 26 December 2011 15:29

this comment makes it so much better

rickolette | 0

#1893334 - Sunday 26 December 2011 16:56

just imagine the kids gay and he screams, "OH YESSSSSSS!!!!"

xavier1623 | 4

#1896515 - Monday 27 December 2011 16:38

Mine? xD

xMegan96 | 0

#2334202 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:21

HAHAHA

HereToRuinFun | 16

#6609227 - Thursday 19 May 2016 1:06

That would be rape since it wouldn't be consensual. Wtf dude?

By DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#1890533 - Saturday 25 December 2010 17:09

The kid's just self-conscious. He didn't have the balls to whip it out for a full size comparison. My Rule: If you're going to make fun of someone's size, you have to prove yours is bigger first.

Kua_Mei | 0

#1892509 - Sunday 26 December 2011 9:11

I didn't think the same applied to the prepubescent and early adolescent?

RKftw | 0

#1903421 - Wednesday 29 December 2011 12:30

it is a prank because most people can't stop peeing

By BonyorBobby | 4

#1890557 - Saturday 25 December 2010 17:15

Why was he looking at your dick anyway?! Beware, he may have got your wife to leave you so he could have you...

By ckjacques53198 | 0

#1890575 - Saturday 25 December 2010 17:19

Getting crap from an emo teenager. He would have said that to anyone that was there. Kids need to fear a beat down.

LuxAeterna_fml | 0

#1890793 - Saturday 25 December 2010 18:38

I must of missed the part where it says the kid is an emo.

hawty12345 | 0

#1891895 - Sunday 26 December 2011 3:21

wow..stop judging people like that. not every teenager is emo and you shouldnt just throw that out there...the FML never said the teenager was emo anyway.