Today, I decided to get in the cowgirl position since it's my fiancé's favorite. I got a little carried away during the "ride" and suddenly heard his dick crack. I fractured his penis. He's never going to have sex with me again. FML
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protoskore
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I think I speak for every guy here when I say Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow....
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real life problems
| 26
Nothing worse than a girl that doesnt know how to ride on top.
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TCRII
| 26
It should heal just fine. If not, message me ;-)
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real life problems
| 26
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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MischievousRunt
| 6
Right.
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MATTY2512
| 15
Really.... you can’t think of ANYTHING worse than that....
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RichardPencil
| 27
It’s hard to come back from that.
All is not lost, you’re just restricted to missionary and doggie-style now.
All is not lost, you’re just restricted to missionary and doggie-style now.
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tounces7
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"By Redhead".
Is breaking your dick how they steal your soul?
Is breaking your dick how they steal your soul?
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leeloo7
| 21
Lmao
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infinitemonkey
| 21
Every since I read about penis fractures in the Straight Dope, I’ve been on top (or doggy).
(Shudder)
(Shudder)
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RCB_fabulous
| 8
*unhomy cringe*
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RichardPencil
| 27
Although we call it a boner and use it to bone, there’s not literally a bone there. You can fuck up the erectile tissue, but it’s not a fracture.
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joeyl2008
| 29
Everyone knows their isnt a bone there but still medically it is called a penile fracture.
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protoskore
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I think I speak for every guy here when I say Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow....
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ZombrexOverdose
| 9
"doesn't matter, had sex"
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ChristianH39
| 30
This one matters a little.
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skaw
| 5
“She had a bag on her head still don’t matter had sex”
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Quasita
| 26
He cried the whole time, doesn't matter, had sex lol
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Charlie Given
| 21
Wow what the hell women I know at least five guys this is happened to and yes they call it a fracture for a very good reason because when the tissue is rock hard like a solid object it will actually break in a very clean large tear, this poor guy will have a very long recovery at least 6 months to a year before he can even get an erection if he doesn't end up with severe erectile dysfunction 😟😨😱😖😭😵🤢