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The Top
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Love is…
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Maoism intensifies
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Great boyfriend, part 2
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By LadyFahrenheit - 10/07/2013 00:14 - United Kingdom - Hull
LadyFahrenheit tells us more.
I just want to give more of an insight of the events surrounding the bailiff intrusion. A couple of weeks prior to finding them in my kitchen, I received a letter from an electricity company, which was intended for another customer. I contacted the electricity company to inform them I had received a letter for someone else, and they assured me that they would rectify their mistake. Fast forward a fortnight - I found bailiffs in my kitchen. They had picked the lock to gain entry, and had a search warrant, which they claimed gave them the right to enter my home. However, once I told showed them my I.D. and informed them their search warrant was invalid since I wasn't who they were looking for, they soon left. It baffles me how they could say it was so easy to open my front door, when they'd opened it with locksmith tools. I'm definitely going to have to improve my home security to avoid another incident like this.
Break up
By natrat222 - 26/11/2019 20:00 - United States - Mesa
Awks
By GatorBoi - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Sorry, son! - 02/07/2018 07:24
G_15948832 tells us more.
Hi, I am the person who wrote this, and I wanted to cover something up. My son and his husband were visiting me and my wife to help out with cleaning the house, so they were staying over for a bit. I didn't think to knock on his door because I thought he was alone, since he earlier told me that his husband was out to get some supplies since we were running low. Obviously I didn't think he was back yet, so hence that situation occurred. My wife thought it was hilarious, though, and she got a great kick out of it. I panicked when I wrote this without much context, and it bothered me so yup I came back. Thats it everybody
The customer is always an ass
By zanaruka - 19/05/2020 05:00
Great prank guys, love it
By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 00:12 - United States - Yorktown Heights
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By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 20:22 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth
Pennies on the dollar
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By caesarinozeppeli - 11/05/2017 16:00
Stay at home
By allidoiswrkwrkwrknomttrwht - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By fox_at_heart - 30/09/2016 02:21 - United States - Philadelphia
Delicious
By drchinky888 - 18/09/2016 17:10
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This actually happened a few months ago, and I was more upset that I wasn’t invited cuz my roommate I was good friends with had also just gotten married but didn’t invite me, despite me having been part of the proposal, and I found out that I wouldn’t be able to afford to travel to my brother’s future wedding that I have been invited to. I am moved on now, and while he will always hold a special place in my heart, I’m in a fully committed relationship now that I can see leading to marriage one day.