By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase
The Top
Freakout
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kankakee
By wrongshoes - 03/09/2016 07:28 - Belgique - Grobbendonk
By birthday blues - 08/11/2016 19:15 - United States
Fate
By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 00:40 - United States
Threatening
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Smartass
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By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula
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By Emmaraine189 - 28/04/2016 02:22 - Canada - Winnipeg
BIKES!
By Jjay08 - 26/04/2016 21:17 - United States - Miles City
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By Oops_Im_Blushing - 13/11/2016 06:14
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By GlennGuagmire - 23/10/2016 06:23 - Saudi Arabia - Ras Tanura
By sendhelp - 29/10/2017 00:56
tragic1992 tells us more.
Still stuck here. It’s all inclusive so at least we won’t starve. He hasn’t been off his phone the whole time messaging her. No ***** given on his part !!! Meanwhile I’m falling apart! FML
By taroschain - 30/07/2016 21:19 - United States - Atlanta
taroschain tells us more.
Huh, didn't think this would make it. Neat. Thanks for the birthday wishes! To clear a few things up: 1. I started getting birthday wishes from ID checkers a week before my birthday and for a few days after, during which time I went on a couple beer runs for my roommate, bought a bottle of wine for a family dinner, had a weekly girls' night out with some coworkers and, yes, went barhopping with a friend on the day of. 2. I only got Facebook because my college required it and didn't bother filling in the information other than schooling. 3. I'm not one of those people who reminds everyone about their birthday five times a day for two weeks, and I track friends' birthdays on my iPod calendar. Also, I'm a bit of a workaholic and tend to forget events if they don't affect my work schedule (thus the calendar) and didn't actually realize my birthday was coming up until it was mentioned on one of said aforementioned beer runs. 4. Partly due to a lack of FB and other social networking, most of my friends are either from work or people I was really close to in high school and chose to keep in contact with via phone or e-mail (I'm an old person in a 25-year old body. I knit too!). Also guildmates, but I don't think that counts. Hope this helps!
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Bugged
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Sorry
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Crushed
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By SnapeIsGood - 08/11/2016 09:44 - Germany - Kornwestheim
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Hi guys, I'm the OP here! And I just want to clarify somethings. I in fact told him that I was enjoying myself and that he didn't need to keep asking. And I don't think it was that he didn't want to spend time with me as he texted me later seeing if we could see eachother the next day. So I still have no idea lol.