Freakout
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kankakee
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kankakee
By wrongshoes - 03/09/2016 07:28 - Belgique - Grobbendonk
By FMZiggy - 29/11/2016 10:14 - Netherlands
By hopeless - 07/10/2016 20:28 - United States - Annandale On Hudson
By not eyelid - 20/09/2016 19:53 - Spain - Manresa
By dumbass for a flatmate - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney
By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula
By ShandiPandiDerp - 20/05/2016 12:12 - United States
By Emmaraine189 - 28/04/2016 02:22 - Canada - Winnipeg
By Jjay08 - 26/04/2016 21:17 - United States - Miles City
By darkdollyone - 19/05/2010 01:36 - Spain
By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 00:40 - United States
By birthday blues - 08/11/2016 19:15 - United States
By supersplatoon - 08/09/2015 23:03 - United States - San Francisco
By GlennGuagmire - 23/10/2016 06:23 - Saudi Arabia - Ras Tanura
By sendhelp - 29/10/2017 00:56
Still stuck here. It’s all inclusive so at least we won’t starve. He hasn’t been off his phone the whole time messaging her. No ***** given on his part !!! Meanwhile I’m falling apart! FML
By taroschain - 30/07/2016 21:19 - United States - Atlanta
Huh, didn't think this would make it. Neat. Thanks for the birthday wishes! To clear a few things up: 1. I started getting birthday wishes from ID checkers a week before my birthday and for a few days after, during which time I went on a couple beer runs for my roommate, bought a bottle of wine for a family dinner, had a weekly girls' night out with some coworkers and, yes, went barhopping with a friend on the day of. 2. I only got Facebook because my college required it and didn't bother filling in the information other than schooling. 3. I'm not one of those people who reminds everyone about their birthday five times a day for two weeks, and I track friends' birthdays on my iPod calendar. Also, I'm a bit of a workaholic and tend to forget events if they don't affect my work schedule (thus the calendar) and didn't actually realize my birthday was coming up until it was mentioned on one of said aforementioned beer runs. 4. Partly due to a lack of FB and other social networking, most of my friends are either from work or people I was really close to in high school and chose to keep in contact with via phone or e-mail (I'm an old person in a 25-year old body. I knit too!). Also guildmates, but I don't think that counts. Hope this helps!
By i fuckin love habaneros - 22/07/2016 19:19 - United States - Charlottesville
By Anonymous - 18/07/2016 05:29
By taperjeangirl - 21/02/2009 23:15 - United States
By happydoctor123 - 28/06/2018 01:30
By IEatDammit - 30/01/2009 03:26 - Canada
By anonymous - 29/03/2016 22:50 - United Kingdom - Oxford
By Dang - 30/01/2017 00:00 - United States - Freeport
By WWJD - 01/03/2017 18:00 - United States
By Iknowhowtoraisethem - 26/12/2016 01:06 - United States - Woodridge
By Oops_Im_Blushing - 13/11/2016 06:14
Hi guys, I'm the OP here! And I just want to clarify somethings. I in fact told him that I was enjoying myself and that he didn't need to keep asking. And I don't think it was that he didn't want to spend time with me as he texted me later seeing if we could see eachother the next day. So I still have no idea lol.
By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 17:29 - Hong Kong - Central District
By nes0385 - 27/08/2016 16:06 - United States - San Antonio
OP here! I so didn't think this was going to make it! But I loved reading all your comments! And yes I do read FML while I'm doing my business at Barnes and Noble lol
By over_due - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
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Hey people, just to clear some things up, as is tradition: my girlfriend and I live in an apartment for students, within a house that has been divided into multiple apartments and studios. The municipality has recently decided to check all student housing, and before then it wasn't a problem to have the basement as our bedroom. Seeing as we are renting the place, we can't really make adjustments to it. They have also said that they would come check soon to see if we did as we've been ordered, so moving the bed back downstairs, apart from being a major hassle, is not an option. I don't disagree with them, as the basement does only have one exit, so we'd be screwed if there was a fire at night, but having the bed in the living room really sucks. We're currently looking for another apartment, hopefully we'll find something decent soon. #6 that got a laugh out of me. Or friends did use to call our bedroom the Sex Dungeon.