Today, I'm so deprived of female attention that I got a hard-on when a nurse told me I have beautiful veins. FML
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Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
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alphafish17 16
Were the veins in your penis?
Tripartita 44
Be honest, OP, you planned that username out knowing it would appear next to the NSFW pepper, right?
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Comments (34)
zipJohn 16
Careful, she might be a vampire. Don't get involved... You've seen twilight right?
ham_spam 17
Twilight really dont remind me of that horrible movie
Lalala579121 27
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Jay18 22
the shit I took combined with my piss is still a better love story than twilight
alphafish17 16
Were the veins in your penis?
Xobubblyxo 23
Hey, a compliment's a compliment.
Tripartita 44
Be honest, OP, you planned that username out knowing it would appear next to the NSFW pepper, right?
ballinball 14
I don't think you get to choose the user name
HylianBadger 21
Actually, for those who don't have accounts on here, you can pick out your name. Most people try to make it punny and based on their FML.
arano 29
Even if you do have an account, you can still edit the name before you submit it.
ThrottleJockey 35
Things are getting too spicy for the pepper!
Bunnyluver 20
So what does that pepper mean and how do you get it? I tried Google, but I no luck.
drayloon 50
it's tacked onto any post listed in the NSFW category
Bunnyluver 20
Ok thank you #24!
Qandol 26
It's okay OP we are after all human and sometimes we can't control as to what happens in our daily life.
Draveren 11
Did she compliment the hard-on too? :P
Moskaaa7 26
That's a weird compliment to give.
ragnarok1540 39
As a physician, I would say it is a pretty standard compliment from a phlebotomist or nurse towards people who have easily accessible veins ...
theblondeone 16
It's actually an extremely common thing to say in healthcare.
ragnarok1540 39
Hopefully she didn't notice the veins in your hard-on, or you might get a prick in your prick ...
SomeRandomUser 19
It's not just you, I'd be very happy too if someone complimented my veins.
egnur_mas 19
Ugh I wish the nurses said that about my veins during treatment. I remember one who attempted three misses in one arm.
BLDYRBBT 16
Happens to me almost every time
Core5555 9
I've had 12 attempts in one sitting without success. No one ever compliments my veins. Usually a lot of muttered curse words.