By i fuckin love habaneros - 22/07/2016 19:19 - United States - Charlottesville

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Today, I'm so deprived of female attention that I got a hard-on when a nurse told me I have beautiful veins. FML
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alphafish17 16
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Were the veins in your penis?

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Tripartita 44
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Be honest, OP, you planned that username out knowing it would appear next to the NSFW pepper, right?

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zipJohn 16
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Careful, she might be a vampire. Don't get involved... You've seen twilight right?

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ham_spam 17
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Twilight really dont remind me of that horrible movie

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Lalala579121 27
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Still a better love story than Twilight.

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Jay18 22
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the shit I took combined with my piss is still a better love story than twilight

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alphafish17 16
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Were the veins in your penis?

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Xobubblyxo 23

Hey, a compliment's a compliment.

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Tripartita 44
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Be honest, OP, you planned that username out knowing it would appear next to the NSFW pepper, right?

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ballinball 14
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I don't think you get to choose the user name

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HylianBadger 21
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Actually, for those who don't have accounts on here, you can pick out your name. Most people try to make it punny and based on their FML.

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arano 29
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Even if you do have an account, you can still edit the name before you submit it.

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ThrottleJockey 35
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Things are getting too spicy for the pepper!

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Bunnyluver 20
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So what does that pepper mean and how do you get it? I tried Google, but I no luck.

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drayloon 50

it's tacked onto any post listed in the NSFW category

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Bunnyluver 20
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Ok thank you #24!

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Qandol 26
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It's okay OP we are after all human and sometimes we can't control as to what happens in our daily life.

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Draveren 11
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Did she compliment the hard-on too? :P

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Moskaaa7 26
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That's a weird compliment to give.

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ragnarok1540 39
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As a physician, I would say it is a pretty standard compliment from a phlebotomist or nurse towards people who have easily accessible veins ...

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theblondeone 16

It's actually an extremely common thing to say in healthcare.

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ragnarok1540 39
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Hopefully she didn't notice the veins in your hard-on, or you might get a prick in your prick ...

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SomeRandomUser 19
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It's not just you, I'd be very happy too if someone complimented my veins.

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egnur_mas 19
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Ugh I wish the nurses said that about my veins during treatment. I remember one who attempted three misses in one arm.

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BLDYRBBT 16
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Happens to me almost every time

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Core5555 9
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I've had 12 attempts in one sitting without success. No one ever compliments my veins. Usually a lot of muttered curse words.

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