By nes0385 - 27/08/2016 16:06 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after months of eating lunch with my best friend, going to Barnes and Noble, and having to poop while I was there, I realized I've trained myself to have to poop every single time I step into a Barnes and Noble. FML
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nes0385 5

OP here! I so didn't think this was going to make it! But I loved reading all your comments! And yes I do read FML while I'm doing my business at Barnes and Noble lol

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saidoh_fml 26

Well on the bright side, now you know what to do next time you're constipated.

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xxDeeStar 27

In psychology, this situation has a term called "classical conditioning". Super cool, check it out! And dw OP, this type of behaviour can be easily unlearned. Don't feel bad!

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saidoh_fml 26

Well on the bright side, now you know what to do next time you're constipated.

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ambeerr 14

looks like you're in a pretty shitty situation

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heheitscece 16

What a super original joke! I haven't seen that one 1000+ times ?

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xxDeeStar 27

In psychology, this situation has a term called "classical conditioning". Super cool, check it out! And dw OP, this type of behaviour can be easily unlearned. Don't feel bad!

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awildwhisper 30

I hope you never have to poop after their business hours and can't get yourself to go at home.

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Tarlachia 33

Do you review the books you're considering buying, while sitting on the throne?

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vOIDmASS 13

It's good to have a routine. Cheers to you OP!

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blairiofosterio1 10

Perhaps your bowels just feel comfortable around other shit - specifically mainstream teen fiction

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manofmerr 27

Thats probably more like diarrhea, she should have a dry, solid stool, so maybe the non-fiction section?

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TeacherTeacher 11

As a former employee of lost, lamented Borders, I thank you.

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MrSnyde 4

I miss Borders so much. So many good sales, I remember getting a $30 book of Sudoku puzzles for like $2.99 and that was long before they closed.

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Ohwell24 13

Your not the only one, happens to me all the time

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ImAFaker 29

What did you expect on this WEBSITE/APP only accessible through the Internet?

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