FML : Today, after months of eating lunch with my best friend, going to Barnes and Noble, and having to poop while I was there, I realized I've trained myself...

Today, after months of eating lunch with my best friend, going to Barnes and Noble, and having to poop while I was there, I realized I've trained myself to have to poop every single time I step into a Barnes and Noble. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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OP here! I so didn't think this was going to make it! But I loved reading all your comments! And yes I do read FML while I'm doing my business at Barnes and Noble lol

By nes0385 / Saturday 27 August 2016 16:06 / United States - San Antonio

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By saidoh_fml | 26

#6679731 - Sunday 28 August 2016 12:23

Well on the bright side, now you know what to do next time you're constipated.

By xxDeeStar | 27

#6679734 - Sunday 28 August 2016 12:32

In psychology, this situation has a term called "classical conditioning".
Super cool, check it out!

And dw OP, this type of behaviour can be easily unlearned. Don't feel bad!

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By saidoh_fml | 26

#6679731 - Sunday 28 August 2016 12:23

Well on the bright side, now you know what to do next time you're constipated.

By ambeerr | 14

#6679732 - Sunday 28 August 2016 12:28

looks like you're in a pretty shitty situation

heheitscece | 16

#6680062 - Sunday 28 August 2016 22:17

What a super original joke! I haven't seen that one 1000+ times ?

By xxDeeStar | 27

#6679734 - Sunday 28 August 2016 12:32

In psychology, this situation has a term called "classical conditioning".
Super cool, check it out!

And dw OP, this type of behaviour can be easily unlearned. Don't feel bad!