By nes0385 - 27/08/2016 16:06 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after months of eating lunch with my best friend, going to Barnes and Noble, and having to poop while I was there, I realized I've trained myself to have to poop every single time I step into a Barnes and Noble. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 861
You deserved it 2 052

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OP here! I so didn't think this was going to make it! But I loved reading all your comments! And yes I do read FML while I'm doing my business at Barnes and Noble lol

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Well on the bright side, now you know what to do next time you're constipated.

In psychology, this situation has a term called "classical conditioning". Super cool, check it out! And dw OP, this type of behaviour can be easily unlearned. Don't feel bad!

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Well on the bright side, now you know what to do next time you're constipated.

looks like you're in a pretty shitty situation

What a super original joke! I haven't seen that one 1000+ times ?

In psychology, this situation has a term called "classical conditioning". Super cool, check it out! And dw OP, this type of behaviour can be easily unlearned. Don't feel bad!

I hope you never have to poop after their business hours and can't get yourself to go at home.

Do you review the books you're considering buying, while sitting on the throne?

It's good to have a routine. Cheers to you OP!

Perhaps your bowels just feel comfortable around other shit - specifically mainstream teen fiction

Thats probably more like diarrhea, she should have a dry, solid stool, so maybe the non-fiction section?

As a former employee of lost, lamented Borders, I thank you.

I miss Borders so much. So many good sales, I remember getting a $30 book of Sudoku puzzles for like $2.99 and that was long before they closed.

Your not the only one, happens to me all the time

First world problems.

What did you expect on this WEBSITE/APP only accessible through the Internet?