By birthday blues - 08/11/2016 19:15 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
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Tripartita 44

"So, who'd you vote for?" "Happy." "Happy who?" "Birthday." "Happy Birthday? W—" "Thanks! You're the first to say that!"

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Welshite 39

Yourself. You wrote your name in on the ballot and checked it. It's your own little birthday gift to you.

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Welshite 39

Yourself. You wrote your name in on the ballot and checked it. It's your own little birthday gift to you.

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Screwie 25

Obligatory "who'd you vote for, OP?"

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half_past_hell 4

Happy birthday! I hope you're enjoying the apocalypse.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Happy Birthday to my fellow Scorpio then. Mine is on Veteran's Day.

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RichardPencil 30

So, who did you vote for? If you voted for the wrong candidate: Thank you for murdering America. You ruined democracy, you ******* prick! If you voted for the right candidate: My heartiest best wishes for you to have a wonderful year. All my personal best!

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gamermonster 34

There is no wrong or right, it's all a matter of opinion.

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DeadIllusion 7

That's the point of the JOKE

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Tripartita 44

"So, who'd you vote for?" "Happy." "Happy who?" "Birthday." "Happy Birthday? W—" "Thanks! You're the first to say that!"

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Shekelstein 6

DUDE SAME HERE xD even my mom and bros forgot about my birthday lol

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tsr1993 16

Happy Birthday ????

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cassandralorene 12

happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday to you

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cupcakebruh 21

Happy happy birthday! I sing this song to you! I wish it were my birthday! So I could party too! Woo! ?

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ForeverJasmine 26

So. Who'd you vote for?

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