Health: Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going...

By taperjeangirl - 21/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML

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By trackgurl - 21/02/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML

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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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By David - 11/10/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML

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By Tripp - 14/07/2019 14:00

Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 16:15 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML

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I'm still young

By jb123 - 29/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Rock Springs

Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, was my first meeting with business partners as I am new to the team. Instead of saying that I was looking forward to "stretching my legs" or "spreading my wings", I told them I was anxious to start "spreading my legs". FML

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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:10

That's a little mean O.o So it's kinda funny from someone else point of view. Although hopefully instead of being nervous, you were just annoyed at her. So at least she took your attention away from your nerves for a bit x]

Amkii 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:19

#3 - I love you!! But yeah your mom sounds a bit mean about it! So are you a virgin, though? I mean, if you're not, then, it wasn't such a mean comment for her to make.

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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:10

Amkii 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:19

#3 - I love you!! But yeah your mom sounds a bit mean about it! So are you a virgin, though? I mean, if you're not, then, it wasn't such a mean comment for her to make.

KeenanQuinn 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:28

Mom FTW!

Tri_fml 5

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:30

Rofl #3 = win

crazycar 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:37

If you're not 18 yet, then the only reason to go the gyno is because u spread ur legs. So.... If u r then.....

audiophileMom 11

Wednesday 17 August 2011 11:56

That is such BS...

LordP123 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 9:41

Yeah...I don't believe this happened...like most of the FML's that involve parents saying things like this.

FriedChicken 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:40

#3, niceeee.

pandasrus87 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:27

#3 that's actually not funny at all... just because you have sex does not mean that having a procedure where the doctor swabs your cervix is not kind of frightening. So until you have to get that done, you shouldn't try to make smart@$$ comments about it.

daymann 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 19:54

douche with no life ^^

britannie 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 2:49

26, you're a douche with no life, not 18. Why can't she be nervous? Just because she's had sex doesn't mean she WANTS some creepy gyno stuffing their hands. up her vag. Dimmick.