By Emmaraine189 - 28/04/2016 02:22 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML
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kaysheik 16
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Time for an intervention.

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jonny201 11
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Just...how? And also, how!?

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jonny201 11
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Just...how? And also, how!?

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elek2008 9
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Some people actually teach their dogs to smoke. Anything can get addicted. What likely happened is the cat found one and started batting it around then chewed it and overtime became addicted. Not sure how to help stop it though other than keep the cat inside.

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potuyit 10
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#16 Why would somebody teach their dog to smoke?

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Teyros 24
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Guess you'll have to leave a nicotine patch on the floor to help.

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kaysheik 16
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Time for an intervention.

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krazy789 28
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OP,"Cat... I think you have a nicotine problem."

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whassallt26 13
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I think you're reading into that way too much, it's probably just a cat licking a cigarette bud

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UserError94 18
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Yea. I'm sure he can stop anytime he wants to and he just chooses not to right??

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dorothy675 15
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Cats. What are they?

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Delta_0DST 12
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Ninjas and/or devil spawn

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Nakomai 17
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The other white meat!

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ScienceTheDragon 11
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Maybe she's addicted to licking dirty paper. Cats are mysterious things.

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deathrise007 22
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You're kidding right? A person doesn't smoke because they are addicted to the burning tobacco. They are addicted to the nicotine in the tobacco.

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Magnoxidans 19
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She could just want to be let out so often because she's a cat and... cats like to be outside?

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onlychildFTW 33
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Not true. My car hated to be outside. Only way to get him out was to carry him. Even pretend to put him down outside and he would let his claws out to dig in.

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Nobinx 15
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then he was just scared of the outside world because he didn't know it since he was a baby

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donuts678 25
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First it's cigarettes, then it will be heroin. Your cat is going down a dark road.

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deathrise007 22
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Get your cat a vape pen :P. In all seriousness don't let your cat out anymore.

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captain_hero89 21
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cats are already know to be assholes. last thing we need is them vaping

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NakedandAfraid 14
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I own 6 cats and I find that they just really like the smell of cigarettes.

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