By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
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nesteremily 31

"And that, kids, is how I met your grandfather!"

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KingSquisher 13

Nightmares coming true. Glad it wasn't me and good luck. Blech...

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nesteremily 31

"And that, kids, is how I met your grandfather!"

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KingSquisher 13

Nightmares coming true. Glad it wasn't me and good luck. Blech...

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crazy_bananas 31

You unlucky son of a bitch. I'm so sorry OP, I'm sure they don't make enough bleach in the world to get image and feeling off of you.

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Popeye2341 13

"Today, while on the bus, i sat across an attractive lady who kept eying me down, she got up to talk to me and fell face first into my crotch. I forgot to wear underwear this morning. FML"

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hkhan24 23

I always thought people were lying when they used this excuse after they got caught cheating.

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welshboy1324 19

Oh yes and then the entire bus clapped

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

That's your excuse, and you're sticking to it!

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mssileas 25

In this case, you gotta say calmy but loudly enough for others to hear: 'Excuse me sir, your sack is hanging out of your shorts, might wanna fix that.' Maybe he'll think about underwear the next time he's on public transport.

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