FML : Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control...

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Thursday 27 January 2011 17:40 / Romania

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By notsooriginalfml | 0

#2014537 - Thursday 27 January 2011 23:25

thats horrible.D:
why would you be going to school with stomach problems anyway?

By Emily_who_else | 0

#2014555 - Thursday 27 January 2011 23:28

i think when you shit in a taxi it's time to GO HOME!!!! lol but really that's terrible. i hope you feel better.

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By hellyeahmirjam | 2

#2014534 - Thursday 27 January 2011 23:24

no comment qq.

Sirin_fml | 46

#2014554 - Thursday 27 January 2011 23:28

Yeah, totally.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#2014774 - Friday 28 January 2011 0:45

I guess you could say OPs education
*puts on sunglasses*
is going down the shitter
YEAHHHHHHH!!!

Warlemming | 7

#2016174 - Friday 28 January 2011 11:39

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OMG_N3RD | 0

#2284360 - Sunday 3 April 2011 6:33

Yeah.

By notsooriginalfml | 0

#2014537 - Thursday 27 January 2011 23:25

thats horrible.D:
why would you be going to school with stomach problems anyway?

coNsperAZI | 4

#2015306 - Friday 28 January 2011 4:19

why would u wash ur shitty underwear at school anyway and in the sink. damn

SoulEaterSE | 23

#6408293 - Saturday 12 September 2015 2:01

Some schools have a policy against missing too many days of class. OP might have been at or near the limit

By Emily_who_else | 0

#2014555 - Thursday 27 January 2011 23:28

i think when you shit in a taxi it's time to GO HOME!!!! lol but really that's terrible. i hope you feel better.

HacoC_Blood | 0

#2014623 - Thursday 27 January 2011 23:50

Haha yeah that sucks. Next time you feel sick just don't go.

By DahkLohd | 4

#2014558 - Thursday 27 January 2011 23:29

Here come the "shitty situation" jokes... :/

macskapingvin | 0

#2014666 - Friday 28 January 2011 0:05

That's a crappy situation!

UpsidedownKayak | 9

#2014726 - Friday 28 January 2011 0:25

Here is another crappy FML about a shitty shituation. Ummm...I have a brain fart. This stinks, I can usually think of something. Damn it, somebody must have pissed in my zen garden.

TheUnhappyMouse | 0

#2015140 - Friday 28 January 2011 3:17

lol at #13 thats awesome ^_^

MisherzzSquisher | 0

#2015337 - Friday 28 January 2011 4:35

Shit happens :0

By mintcar | 9

#2014630 - Thursday 27 January 2011 23:53

That's incredibly disgusting but FYL. If it happened in the taxi cab then chances are it'll probably happen again while you're in school.

UpsidedownKayak | 9

#2014710 - Friday 28 January 2011 0:18

At least there are restrooms at school, like the one she's in cleaning out her underwear.

abbey728 | 16

#5893285 - Saturday 22 March 2014 22:22

I don't think your vehicle will hit many bumps in school...

By Doortje | 28

#2014671 - Friday 28 January 2011 0:06

Why on earth would you still go to school after that?? You should've told the cabdriver to turn around.

By maybaybe | 0

#2014713 - Friday 28 January 2011 0:20

I don't understand why you went to school with a bad stomach ache in the first place ... and after you shit your pants, couldn't have you asked the cab driver to turn back?

By LittleMonsterSam | 5

#2014722 - Friday 28 January 2011 0:24

That made me have a spit take!

By perdix | 29

#2014772 - Friday 28 January 2011 0:44

And if you've ever seen that episode of "Seinfeld," you'd know that smell NEVER comes out. It's Beyond BO!

He's going to see if someone will steal his cab, so he can get some insurance money.

By guppy40000 | 0

#2014798 - Friday 28 January 2011 0:53

k to many fmls have this happening, if your gonna shit, puke or piss yourself even if there is the smallest chance stay home people. bosses and teachers have to be accepting of this. Unless you skip all the time then you deserve it. If you dont feel well stay home, make it up later.

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