By Username / Thursday 27 January 2011 17:40 / Romania
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Here is another crappy FML about a shitty shituation. Ummm...I have a brain fart. This stinks, I can usually think of something. Damn it, somebody must have pissed in my zen garden.

By  maybaybe  |  0

I don't understand why you went to school with a bad stomach ache in the first place ... and after you shit your pants, couldn't have you asked the cab driver to turn back?

By  perdix  |  29

And if you've ever seen that episode of "Seinfeld," you'd know that smell NEVER comes out. It's Beyond BO!

He's going to see if someone will steal his cab, so he can get some insurance money.

By  guppy40000  |  0

k to many fmls have this happening, if your gonna shit, puke or piss yourself even if there is the smallest chance stay home people. bosses and teachers have to be accepting of this. Unless you skip all the time then you deserve it. If you dont feel well stay home, make it up later.


Today, I called my favorite radio station over and over, trying to be the 40th caller to win sold-out concert tickets, each time holding my thumb over the button to quickly hang up and re-dial if busy. I finally got through and they congratulated me being the winning caller! By habit, I hung up. FML

By LonelyFrog - / Monday 13 April 2009 15:41 / United States
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